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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. On today’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang, I punch an old man and steal his identity. Will this help me win the contest? And is little Jimmy going to be able to finish burying the body before his parents come home? Answers coming to you within the hour.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. You spoke and we listened. Then once your soul-deadening drone ended we went back to the status quo and you never even noticed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. As he filed for bankruptcy, Dr. Hammurabi finally accepted the hard truth: he was undone by his all-too-clever "An MRI for an MRI" guarantee.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Pumpernickel? We just met!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Don’t take huge gulps of racism. Just little white suprema-sips.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. I just jizzed my jorts while playing non-contact sports.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. A. Always. B. Be. C. Clowning.

    By Burritofeet,
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  8. You stick your left hand in, you stick your right hand in. That's it. Oh fuck don't stop.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  9. Cbb catchphrase submission

    By adipose prone zone,
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  10. If I’m dreaming please pinch me. If I’m screaming please French me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. As the Queen B once told me, "If you liked it you shoulda put an egg on it!"

    By rhett!!!!!,
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  12. Fixer upper? I hardly own ‘er!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. No, I take orders from this lamb. I can not be the son of Sam.

    By Burritofeet,
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  14. Carpe deeznuts

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Chris Angel is really cool once you get to know him.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. I am the mind freak

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. I like my pizza slimy fishy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Banana-Man wants to fuck

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. The penis might

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. Earwolf Forums New Catchphrase Suggestions Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?" Start new topic

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  21. There’s too much Mango in my mouth and I never thought I’d say that

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  22. Gas, Grass or Ass?. It shouldn't be so hard picking a flavor at the Juice bar

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  23. I see a chic little bonnet, calico or gold lamé? If it wasn't for your misfashion, I'd be an elegant person today

    By Haywood Jabroni,
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  24. Getting grey is ok, that fucker taint punched my sister.

    By Toomuchgoo,
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  25. Hot Topic (sung in the hot pocket melody)

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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