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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My daughter wanted me to submit the following: Poopoo Poopoo Poopoo Poopoo

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. Went into the woods behind my house. Nothing happened. #sondheimsaliar

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Do not cry over spilled milk, but rejoice that the milk truly lived.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Took me twenty years to figure out the title of Back to the Future. Maybe now I'll watch it sometime.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. ...aaaaaaand the phrase is caught! Betcha didn't see that one coming.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. I wasn't trying to woo the waitress, I just wanted a glass of delicious olive juice.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. There's a little place I know where the going is sweet and the sweeties are go. #tacoma

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. I would set fire to an orphanage, murder hundreds of innocent people, and eat my own feces for a Klondike bar.

    By EricLyden,
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  9. Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. As 'yes please' presupposes deep need; thus brown breeze presupposes butt sneeze.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Remember that the next time you decide to join a Conga line.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  12. I ain't afraid of no ghost! Except for that one starring Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  13. IS THAT KEVIN BACON!? Wait no, sorry. It's just a regular piece of bacon.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  14. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a man another fish and you'll feed him for two days...

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  15. The Hippopotamus is my favorite animal that rhymes with Bippopotamus.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  16. Gather round, my children. It is I, the Lord of the Revels. Go ring the bells and don the masks and sharpen...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  17. Whatever horrible tragedy may strike me in my life, I know I will always deserve it for giving that Ancient Alien Theorist five minutes of fair, unbia

    By Lamprey,
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  18. Sorry for that thing just now. It'll never happen again. ... Whoa, deja vu!

    By Lamprey,
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  19. While it is legal to get stoned in the Mile High City, many people forget to add 15 minutes to their baking time.

    By Lamprey,
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  20. If you thought last week's episode was funny, you should see my dick.

    By googergieger,
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  21. A gangbang pays better than a blowbang, and the shoot is usually a lot more respectable. The only downside is you don't get to suck as many dicks.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  22. Does this Tumblr make my ass look big?

    By Lamprey,
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    By allenpwilliams,
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  24. Take off that coat or you won't get wet when you come in from the house to play rain tennis on the sunken lake.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. You can teach a fish to swim, but don't and you'll get to catch it and eat it one time

    By barrycrabb,
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