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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Get In The Van!" The story of Jon Benjamin on the road with Pearl Jam! Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Steel Toe Doc Martin

    By Jordan Joestar,
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  2. My neck, my back…my L4 has a crack.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  3. Worst case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 248 views

  4. “Laddies and ladies” is greater than “ladies and gentlemen”.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Sup, worms

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. This above all to thine own self be true...listen to punk rock whilest huffing upon glue..

    By LongFilthyGollumFingers,
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  7. Parents today demand healthier snacks for their kids, but they don’t want to sacrifice convenience. Now there’s new Entitlement Chips, from White People Problems!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. My daughter apparently wanted a "sweet sixteen party," but I could have sworn she said "sweet guillotine party." Long story short, I've got this new hearing aid, and the memorial service is tomorrow.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 203 views

  9. They say life comes at you fast. Well, she got the kids and I got gas.

    By Kirksey Cordwainer,
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  10. It's my wife. Her name is Heather. She looks good in patent leather. I can stare all day cuz i'm a guy.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  11. Detectives found no signs of forcible entry at the crime scene, except in and around the victims’ buttholes.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. After careful consideration, the feminine form is too elegant and graceful to lyricize. It is with a heavy heart that I must discard my little ditty bout’ dem’ titties and clitties.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  13. I like to eateateat, oopplos and newnonos

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  14. Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. Your salty fox won't get ya home with my faulty aux on saxophone. My trusty ox is on prednisone. If ya want the sauce we’ll throw the bone.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. Stuck in a log I made friends with rocks. I got a catalog of nothing but socks so I buy a new pair every brand-new day and I won't give a care to your mama's dismay.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 223 views

  17. Positive attitudes are infectious, but what the heck are ‘taters, precious?

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  18. I once livestreamed Joan Rivers, and I don’t mean on Netflix, also Garth Brooks

    By Senator McCheese,
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  19. Excuse me, waiter? There’s a cum in my soup.. so yes everything IS wonderful thanks for asking.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 324 views

  20. The only time that it’s good to get the short end of the stick is when it’s going in your butt.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 316 views

  21. Head and shoulders tits and clits, tits and clits.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 317 views

  22. I bought a Leesa mattress using promo code Bang Bang and saved a little over $100. Now I can buy more marijuana and smoke it while listening to comedy bang bang. Not a catchphrase just a testimonial.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 446 views

  23. Crabby Abby’s not too shabby

    By SegaShines,
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  24. Fly me to the moon? Cash, grass, or ass pal.

    By SegaShines,
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  25. Olive Oil shocked Popeye on their wedding night when she asked, "Am I still extra virgin if I've done it up the ass?"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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