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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Red rover, red rover, send Eugene right over. He's wanted for distributing child pornography.

    By BertramCooper,
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  2. In the market for monocles but lack the lucre? Buy a pair of eyeglasses and break 'em in half. Remember to share with a friend--or with your other eye

    By Lamprey,
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  3. The Catchphrasers' Guild is on strike until the terms of our pensions are negotiated. Spingo spango!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  4. If you thought the new Ant-Man teaser was tiny, you should see my dick.

    By googergieger,
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  5. That's a wrap! But I ordered a sub. You're fired Stuart!

    By StopAwwCmon,
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  6. It’s like my grandfather said to me with his last dying breath: “I’m more than great coats, young man…...”.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. Are our souls so made from kale we've forgotten what that means?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Dance on over here, crackhead. We'll get you tuxedoed up.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  9. There's no use in cutting your head off, it will only grow back thicker. Take it from me, I did this. A memoir by Jon Favreau.

    By KingOfCastle,
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  10. Take a long walk off a short pier, Chanson.

    By honlads,
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  11. Schwaz passes to Watts, Watts gives it to Saucerman, Dr. J with the fumble and its time to rumble

    By thecrench,
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  12. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night. Bla

    By So Upsettting,
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  13. On Today's MythBusters, Evolution.

    By kindlerslist,
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  14. Tuesdays' Child is full of shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than farting on someone's pillow.

    By betherooni,
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  16. Hello, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman and boy, are my arms tired!

    By betherooni,
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  17. Act your age, not your ballsack.

    By betherooni,
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  18. Hubba hubba, va-va-voom, be still my beating heart. And if you won't, there's a dozen more where you came from, so don't push your luck.

    By Lamprey,
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  19. If you're looking for an easier way to say chrysanthemum, mums the word.

    By rod aug,
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  20. We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. The next thing you know, we're vampires.

    By Lamprey,
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  21. Look, ma, no Hans, no Christian, and definitely no Anderson!

    By Lamprey,
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  22. No Vertigo! No head spinneys today Bono!

    By guicemann,
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  23. The following program will be simulcast in audio sign language since we are advised that Coco is listening. Not Koko the gorilla but Coco Chanel. We h

    By Lamprey,
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    • 780 views

  24. Forgive me, Lord. For I am covered in soup.

    By AMPhibian,
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  25. Of man's first disobedience, and the fruit of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste brought death into the world, and all our woe, with loss of Eden

    By Schnickpot,
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