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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Somewhere! Over the Paywall...content is free! goddamn, why do i have to be broke and Scott so cheap!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 197 views

  2. You can bend me, you can mend me, but first please rear-end me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  3. Get what you can while the getting’s good. I just popped a blue pill and now I’ve got wood.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 179 views

  4. You snooze, you lose. I snooze, I splooge. It’s called Nocturnal Emission Disorder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 189 views

  5. Ronald Reagan here, urging you once again to let me "baby-bird" you a California sized handful of Jelly Belly® jelly beans.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  6. Hey, Inigo Montoya called, he wants his father back

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. I dreamed of a place where the beaches are sandy, the men are all ripped and the women are randy.

    By Senator McCheese,
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    • 184 views

  8. Once you've figured out when to hold them, and mastered when to fold them, then all that's really left to do is scold them.

    By GJ The DJ,
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    • 181 views

  9. It's CBB, the podcast that's been careening through bizarre conversations with entrepreneurs since 2009.

    By GJ The DJ,
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    • 183 views

  10. Find a penny, put it in your butt and all day long you’ll have good luck.

    By sourcreamdream,
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    • 207 views

  11. Who’s the wiseguy with the sizable thighs that makes my heart capsize?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  12. Today I took two berries on the ferry but didn’t think of tincturing my sphincter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 219 views

  13. All these kittens are making me horny

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman. I wish I was Jason Mantzoukas. This isn't a catchphrase, I just really wish I was Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Mydumbjokes,
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    • 195 views

  15. I’m slow, can we do a Cannonball Walk instead?

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines. Raphael is cool but rude, Michelangelo is a party dude

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 191 views

  17. I can Christopher Walken chew gum at the same time.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. "Thigh-high"... "Bobby"... "Argyle"... Hey - what's in this box labeled: "Tube"...?

    By Haywood Jabroni,
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    • 165 views

  19. Cut the king cake but don’t eat the baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 175 views

  20. You can take your donkey to the honkey-tonk, but you can’t make him shake his badonkadonk.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  21. And thus I submit that The Hills are a sentient life force, both having eyes and being alive with the sound of music.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 280 views

  22. Why is my wife trying to meet up with guys from the british broadcasting corporation

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. I’m so hungry

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 195 views

  24. Wham, bam, and thank you Van Damme.

    By sourcreamdream,
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  25. Bone like the objects you grab in the Hasbro game Operation, Queef like a Pussy Fart. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Doctor Heart Man

    By Jordan Joestar,
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