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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. i saw a movie once. it was o.k. (1970)

    By voichicoski,
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  2. buy me dinner, buy me a car, buy me a gun so i can kill me a czar.

    By voichicoski,
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  3. i'm sorry mario but the princess has filed a restraining order. stop stalking her, you creep.

    By voichicoski,
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  4. i just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls

    By voichicoski,
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  5. It's pretty ironic that a guy named Captain Hook ended up with a hook for a hand

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. fight fire with fire: if a fireman fights you, you fire him! if you're his boss, that is.

    By voichicoski,
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  7. I "herd" your dad got trampled by a bunch of cows. That's herd spelled H-E-R-D, get it? Anyway, sorry for your loss

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. [scott just makes baby noises for 10 seconds]

    By voichicoski,
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  9. "Thanks for saving me from the alien queen, I hope this spaceship doesn't crash while I'm asleep." Oh sorry, I misread the name of this forum

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. It’ll take you more than three licks to get to the center of MY Tootsie Roll Pop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. I guess Channing Tatum is basically john travolta. I don’t know.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Todays show is brought to you by grass fed beef. Eat the beef that only eats what it shits on, and always shits on what it eats.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  13. Do androids dream of teenage mutant nija turds? Or has every penny of my 7 years of community college tuition been a complete waste?

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  14. The lab results are in, and the allegations have been confirmed. Not only does subteranean rail sandwich shops una salad not contain a smidgeon of salad, its also mostley compriesed of dead fish (tho not so much as to exceed the FDA's acceptable level)

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  15. Luckily for todays teens theres a proactive solution. Its called develope a gentler fucking personality, you pizza faced bully!

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  16. I see London, I see France. These new bionic eyes are hurting my head!

    By ClamDunk,
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  17. To bee or not to bee, that is the question asked by Barry B. Benson in the motion picture Bee Movie, written and produced by Jerry Seinfeld

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. I looked up "failure" in the dictionary but I couldn't find it

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. It's supposedly "paper jam" but it tastes like plain old fuser oil to me

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. As professor Harold Saxton Burr once said, love is a bad L-field

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. I yabba dabba do not want my stones torn off by that mastodon, Mr. Slate!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  22. Three-cheek butt got two holes. It’s simple math, Linda.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I got a problem locating my cattle in the dark, and the only prescription is more cowbells.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Froggy went a courtin’ and he did ride your mom. Uh huh

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, corn gotta pop, a cap in yo ass

    By Turtleshark,
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