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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I saw a piece of gum on the street, followed my mother's advice, and didn't eat it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. Of all the days of the year, this certainly is one of them.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. They say every person started as a glint in their daddy's eye, but my father has no eyes. I must be a phoenix.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 584 views

  4. If I had the time, I'd give every one of you a kiss on the bum, grammy-style!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 698 views

  5. Some people call me the space cowboy, but I prefer the term star rancher.

    By CraigAmbrose,
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  6. I say po-tay-toe, you say po-tay-toe, only a FUCKING IDIOT would say po-tah-toe!

    By CraigAmbrose,
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  7. The new episodes of Family Ties aren't very good and I think they should stop making them. What's that? I'm dying?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. Some people say Elvis never died. I say he...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  9. Elvis may be dead and gone, but his enlarged heart will continue to beat in the secret necroscopy tanks underneath Sun Studio.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  10. Sometimes, a pancake is just a pancake.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. Urrr.... all I'm trying to say is fluffernutter, but all I can say nutterfluffer. Wait... nope, can't say it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 591 views

  12. PS - red red wine you make me rap so fine

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. You know that energy you get when you front-kick your father in the face? Well that's my 4...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. I almost forgot about National Elvis Catchphrase Week. Here's mine:

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  15. Elvis has left the building and he is heading straight to the orphanage to feast on the souls of children. We gotta stop him!

    By fredsolo,
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  16. "Stop the presses!" shouted Elvis Presley the III and on that day the newspaper industry died.

    By sodapopcat,
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  17. If you're listening to this drunk and you're hearing doubles...

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  18. Simon Says Turn This Podcast... Up?

    By EthanRunt,
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  19. Not all catchphrases have to be topical. Take this one for example. It goes in your butt!

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  20. When I'm not working I like to use the bathroom and eat meals.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. Scott Aukerman cAn make actorS nut

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  22. He's got great pocket presence and can make all the throws, but without some improvement in his space object work I just can't see him going in the fi

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  23. I thought my friend was offering me queso dip, but it turns out my name is Queso and he was calling me a dip.

    By mwn,   
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  24. Edgy as marshmallow, squishy like grape. No Sensei but yes on the calamari

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  25. Let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them...

    By VajayjayLeno,
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