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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gorilla Glue apply directly to the forehead. Gorilla Glue apply directly to the forehead.

    By Jeremy Pigeon,
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  2. Every Tool's a Hammer, if you put parachute pants on it

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  3. Ring a ding ding, it’s the Jeffrey Dahmer dinner bell

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  4. The quick young fox jumped over the Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  5. To err is to be human, to care is to be lube-in’.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  6. Beans, beans, the musical fruit, but if the fruits juicy, there might be some poop.

    By Judge Rhindstones,   
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  7. looks like papi’s getting sloppy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. More comedy than you can shake your dick at. Believe me, I’ve tried.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. More comedy than you can shake a stick at.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. If You'll Be My Bodyguard, I Can Be Your Long Lost Pal, You Can Call Me Betty And Betty When You Call Me You Can Call Me Alf.

    By John Wilkes Corner Booth,
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  11. Life’s a bit, and then you die

    By Mayor McCheesedick,
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  12. Salute the flag or salute your shorts. It's always nice to have some loyalty. Unlike my listeners. Welcome to Doughboys.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  13. Wait so sausages aren’t just pig intestines?! What the hell?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Have you heard the tale of the frog and the scorpion? But you're not a scorpion, Hammer, don't hurt him.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  15. In a lot of ways if you think about it life is kind of like a metaphorical obstacle course.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Booooorn to muff dive, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. A cat can put kittens in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.

    By Dmitry Brant,
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  18. Time means nothing, but the clocks keeps ticking // I'm stuck here in Kansas but my heels keep clicking

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  19. These viola exercises have sculpted my cat-gut strings into cat-abs

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  20. "liquor before beer," said the old wisened seer, "or beer before liquor, make up your mind quicker!"

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  21. fish are like people without lungs, arms and original sin

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  22. You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it put on the g-string.

    By Chippy Long,
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  23. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll steal your password to blackmail you for more of those sweet sweet fish fillets.

    By Chippy Long,
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    • 184 views

  24. I prefer concerts where the band members are sitting down while they play, thank you very much.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. What’s a concert?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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