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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I haven’t been following the series, what is it that they’re actually conjuring?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A kumquat a year makes them tickle your rear.

    By noblegnarble,
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  3. This party's got too many steam boats and not enough Willies. 

    By Pound Foolish,
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  4. I've traveled back to the 1970s to issue this dire warning; disco doesn't suck, Lou Reed sucks.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  5. Staring is caring

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. The only podcast endorsed by the Society of Triumphant Bedwetters

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  7. I wake up each day feeling downtrodden, mourning my hero osama bin laden

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  8. We will not go quietly into the night! we will not go without a fight! we’re going to live on, we’re going to survive, tonight we celebrate Friday the 13th!!

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  9. Get on all fours and do the reverse centaur

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  10. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they Dollycould, they didn’t stop to think if they Dollyshould.

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  11. If you want to hear my theme song I’ll have to put on my theme thong.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. “Different Strokes for different Strokes!” said Julian Casablancas as he stormed out of the band meeting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. It's not the same to say, enjoying a hot java under the hut. as, enjoying under a hot Jabba the Hutt

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  14. Before midnight, we gonna keep it all in our pants...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. As they locked eyes for a second time, the soft clamor of the dining room seemed to melt away so that all that existed in the universe was Tabitha and this Mountain of a labradoodle as it took a massive shit on the neighbor's living-room carpet.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. Hey Jude, don't make it bad. As a matter of fact, why don't you just let me make it? You always screw it up.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  17. There once was a creature from Venus, whose body was shaped like a penis. He shuffled down halls (on feet shaped like balls) and nothing else rhymes with penis.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. Lizzy Caplan took Ex-Lax, and gave her toilet forty craps. And when she saw what she had done, she wiped some paper on her bum.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. Mayor McCheese isn't the family man he pretends to be; he's always asking for "extra mayo between those buns."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I'm no art critic, but George W Bush is getting pretty fucking good at painting.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  21. If you thought getting catfished was bad, you haven't been Japanese Swallowtailed yet.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. The Acolytes have informed me that their archaic blood ritual has failed to stop the coming of another Comedy Bang Bang.. So, I guess...

    By Pound Foolish,
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  23. It's not unexpected if I'm casually erected!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. It's been a while since my buddy Luuk has been able to visit his family in Holland, so I gave him a fresh Dutch Oven. He went from homesick to regular sick faster than you can say, "Du kan fĂĄ en prut og pille i'!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Hey, I just met you - and this is crazy - but can you hold this and call me lazy?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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