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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Judge not lest ye be horny af

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 182 views

  2. For Cronenberg, body horror is a career. For me, it's a way of life.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 159 views

  3. I do not like spam, spam, spam, spam, green eggs and spam.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Sergei Prokofiev. Ranch dressing. The geographic center of Nebraska. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  5. Keep your pants on, ladies of France.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Where’s the phone number for only fans? I have a bone to pick with literally anyone.

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  7. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. I got turkey up my ass I ain't one for bluffin Though thanksgivin passed This bun's for stuffing

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. Annie had tomorrow / and Fievel the night sky / when I’m alone and need some hope / I’ll eat a whole dang pie

    By slowestjogger,
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  10. I like my comedy like I like my bang bang, frothy.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. Well slap my tricky dick and call me Nixon

    By Bartleg Sampson,
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  12. To Bert is Ernie; to forgive is Gordon.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  13. Every time a sport bar waitress goes to heaven an Angel Gets His Wings

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  14. I gave her the shirt off my back so she showed me the back of her skirt.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  15. I wanted to get blown more so I became a breath-a-lyzer.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 184 views

  16. Strawberries won’t save you now, you stupid dress

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of sperm emancipation.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 185 views

  18. I feel bad for Brad Pitt

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. Shut the gape! I can’t! It has my fist in it!

    By ComeInMyPoopy,
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  20. It’s terminal. Your dad works at the airport.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Happy Father’s Day to Billy Zane who is my dad

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  22. Don't tooty on my fruity or I'll kick you in ya booty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. I am serious - and don’t call me Shirley. Unless you call me Shirley MacLaine. I loved her in the Pajama Game.

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  24. Listen doc, whether I'm incontinent or incompetent, I'mma drop a turd in the pant.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. I built a water based vehicle that runs on toxic masculinity and nostalgia. I call it a Cameron Crowe-boat.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 268 views
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