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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. And you can pick your friend's nose, when that friend is the talented Mr Potato Head.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. I take my froyo, nuts smashed just like my dojo

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 179 views

  3. If you’re so mad why don’t you fart about it

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Don’t eat raw meat! That’s how caveman went extinct.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  5. Dad, get the shovel.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Starring Tom Cruise as Jeremy Guire.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. How to pick a catchphrase

    By Sean Patrick Barnett and Fux,
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  8. Toilets should have holes all over them to prevent overflowing

    By allenpwilliams,
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  9. Most women aren’t your average woman.

    By Stinky Binky Boy,
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  10. Whop my kite and I'll soil my knickers.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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    • 187 views

  11. I'm cramping really badly and you cramp so well.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  12. Welcome to Monday Night Football, I'm your blood, booger and grass stained hostess.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  13. Would you rather: start typing the greatest WYR in history, suddenly realize that you were entering it in the wrong spot, and go to Twitter to post it in the correct location OR just hit “submit topic” because fuck it all anyways?

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  14. In tonight’s performance of Grease the role of Senor Chang Changity Chang she-bop will be played by Ken Jeong

    By Burritofeet,
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  15. Contrary to what the government tells you, crossbreeding with ruminants can be exhausting. Wake up, sheeple!

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 266 views

  16. Why is it only Sunscreen? Why don’t they make daughterscreen?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 163 views

  17. Senior moments: Not just for seniors anymore.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  18. If I had a dollar for every time I crapped my pants in public, I might break even on all these diapers.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Podcasts are a double-edged sword, but double-edged swords don’t cut the person wielding them, obviously, Dummy. Why would they make them double edged if they did?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Why is my Internet so gull-darned slow?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. I am a new mom but also, in a sense, I am a long-time baby.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Nick knack paddy whack, give the dog a boner.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 178 views

  23. Wake and Bake is what I did through college and also what my boss at the bakery shouts at me when I fall asleep on the job.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. If I had a nickel for every time my bank has refused to take my rolled nickels, my pockets would weigh so much I’d punch through earth’s crust and plunge into the iron/nickel core.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 176 views

  25. Watch me whip, hear her neigh neigh. I race horses.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 262 views
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