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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m a Barbie girl, living in Des Moines, Iowa.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 260 views

  2. Dear, Hollywood - please make Kermit the Frog pregnant.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 181 views

  3. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord installed your little bum bum.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 430 views

  4. Hey! Wake up! Alan Parson, Johnny Carson, and Bree Larson stole your car, son.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 198 views

  5. Put on the clown suit and go to the bathroom, General. That’s an order.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 175 views

  6. I’ve never met a frog I didn’t like.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 263 views

  7. Ew do your parents bowl? That’s so random.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 164 views

  8. How do you solve a problem like diarrhea? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hands?

    By FattWatson,
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    • 420 views

  9. Large Boys Need Large Toys, So I’m A Bit Confused By What I’m Seeing Here

    By unoclay,
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    • 199 views

  10. Innie, outie, what do you call it if you have a a little piggy tail down there?

    By unoclay,
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    • 207 views

  11. Oh, THESE smiling eyes? Well, let's just say they're a mirror for the sun, buddy.

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 215 views

  12. See you in hell, Kristen Bell

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 171 views

  13. Smell ya later, Christian Slater

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 185 views

  14. Toodaloo, Jimmy Woo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 175 views

  15. Once, twice, three times in the babymaker

    By SweetBabyA,
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    • 193 views

  16. Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach, that's not cum...

    By SweetBabyA,
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    • 190 views

  17. I don’t know what this says about me but I have to kill Grimace before he destroys the multiverse which includes our very own reality

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. Mirror, mirror on the wall- I don't remember installing a mirror. Help! I'm in aluminum foil and I'm baking!

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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    • 197 views

  19. I don’t care what your dad says, Steve Gutenberg has never eaten a person

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 205 views

  20. Where we're going We don't need clothes. i mean roads!...what?...no, you shut up!!!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 211 views

  21. Tom Jones called. Your mother is dead

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 221 views

  22. Can’t read my, can’t read my, no you can’t read my Topher Grace.

    By Jordechu,
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    • 237 views

  23. “Expecto my scrotum!” Harry yelled, as he teabagged Voldemort’s corpse in the face.

    By Cangarood,
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    • 164 views

  24. My life coach tried to kill me

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 193 views

  25. They say you can't squeeze blood from a stone. Well, you can squeeze blood from this bone. Stage direction: points to crotch.

    By Chippy Long,
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    • 174 views
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