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1. When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go to a therapist. They're licensed professionals who will help you find peace of mind.

   By MoneyDog, April 26, 2013
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2. Hair nets? More like hair NOTS!

   By choochoo_the_wonder_slut, April 28, 2013
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3. Hello everyone and welcome to The Nerdist. My name is Marc Maron.

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4. Okay let's make this quick, I have a hot bowl of donkey stew waiting for me at home.

   By fredsolo, May 17, 2013
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5. Crustal is the male equivalent of the name Crystal

   By klobbermang, June 6, 2013
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6. Are you dingin'?

   By allenpwilliams, April 29, 2013
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7. It looks like you've got a little uphotdog on your face

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8. Is that a raging erection in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

   By choochoo_the_wonder_slut, April 27, 2013
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9. Taters and cheese, just do as you please!

   By LukeGilbert, April 27, 2013
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10. Hey, want to smell my pocket?

    By Jenna for Ted, April 27, 2013
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11. "Hi, I'm S.C.U.D. Acronym and you're listening to Comedy Bang Bang!"

    By Cleavemire, April 28, 2013
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12. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday if I can barf in your footprints today.

    By llldebaserlll, April 29, 2013
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13. Today's show is sponsored by Trail of Beers. HOW about trying their new Tomahops IPA? It's Squaw-licious!

    By llldebaserlll, April 29, 2013
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14. Welcome to Comedy Ching Chang. Only $5!

    By llldebaserlll, April 29, 2013
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15. Marc marinated his hard wick with carolla oil at Pete's homes

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut, April 29, 2013
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16. All the world's a stage, so always picture everyone in their underwear

    By Keith Brolberman, April 29, 2013
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17. Up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a laugh riot.

    By Brad Lindert, April 30, 2013
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18. Damn it,Shatner.I'm a doctor,not a proctologist!

    By whitesail, April 29, 2013
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19. Call me old-fashioned...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 20, 2013
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20. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang's final episode! This is not a joke. Please unsubscribe to this podcast.

    By drjeffreys, April 29, 2013
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21. You know what they say, no one likes to hear you toot your own horn because you are a horrible trumpet player.

    By ChaseRoper, April 29, 2013
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22. You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, April 29, 2013
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23. If I've learned one thing from The Celebrity Apprentice...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, April 29, 2013
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24. But Who Will Weight Watch the Weight Watchers?

    By MatthewPCrowley, April 29, 2013
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25. Please quit chewing on THAT ...I may want to have kids one day.

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