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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Based on a half-remembered true story told by my drunk uncle on a collect call from county lock-up last Christmas Eve this is Comedy Bang Bang...

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Please Hammer don't hurt 'em. Please Armie don't do anything. Just stop creepo.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Which robin am I nobbin'? It's the early bird who gets it.

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  4. Another dirty Trickster twisted my tiny prickster!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. I know I have a sweet tooth, but I wish you wouldn't lick it.

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  6. It takes a nation of millions to hold us back, but only a handful to fondle our sacks.

    By TheEphemeralBeard,
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  7. Cantankerous conversations create a convoluted cavalcade of canonic characters. Please enjoy.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  8. Ding dong! The witch is dead! Which old witch? The mother of six...

    By Kevllis,
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  9. The old man was in denial that he suffers from a senile penile.

    By Boob Seger,
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  10. Ever notice how the more you say a certain word, the less it sounds like a word? Does “kerfuckaluff” even have meaning anymore

    By Kevllis,
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  11. Jabba the Hutt could out Pizza the Hut

    By shartsmagoo22,
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  12. All's fair in love and war, except kicks to the balls, that's off limits

    By shartsmagoo22,
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  13. Every dog has it's day and every cat can go straight to hell

    By shartsmagoo22,
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  14. A day may come when the immaturity of catchphrases fade... when we forsake our bathroom humor and break away from low-hanging fruit... BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! For now, here's a moose knuckle sandwich.

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  15. Keep your bedroom dark, but your pantry darker.

    By slowestjogger,
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  16. I built my pet rabbit a hop-stacle course and now he’s in the hop-lympics!

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  17. Tonight's top stories Fucks and Farts! Unfortunately it's not that kind of show. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Scott Aukerman (Shit - Fucker Man)

    By Jordan Joestar,
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  18. Dip your James Van Deer Beek into the Dawson's Creek, if it's a taste of varsity blues you seek.

    By GJ The DJ,
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  19. If the heat is on the streets, then crossing guards should probably wear oven mits.

    By GJ The DJ,
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  20. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the sky is worth a fist in the tush.

    By G-spot-Grandma,
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  21. I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now please put the gun down and let me call my family. I want to tell them I’m alive

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  22. Keep your Season 2 DVD box set of Friends close and your Season 2 DVD box set of Seinfeld closer

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. Fear Wolf

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. It’s called a bathroom. Don’t call it the toilet room when you ask to go....

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Catchphrase

    By Hotpocketsintheocean,
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