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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1.  Nobody ever went broke underestimating how much cocaine sells for.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 197 views

  2. In England they call soccer - football and baseball - tedious. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 171 views

  3. You can rock my jock; just don’t block my cock.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  4. My angry garbage-dwelling puppet friend has a first name, it’s O S C A R

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Yo mamma has a first name, it’s I B A N G

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Ring-a-ding-dairy there's a guy in my basement named Terry. 

    By Drastic Scattertaint,
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  7. Bang Bang Comedy of host the am I, Aukerman Scott is name my, Bang Bang Comedy to welcome. Submission phrasecatch that for Frizzle Charlie to you thank.

    By Charlie Frizzle,
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  8. "And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You." Thank you Father Marsala and Pastor Veal for that Catch Phrase Submission. Mmmmm Burning Love.

    By Charlie Frizzle,
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    • 303 views

  9. The surreptitious starlet sleeks sideways whilst slyly smiling at suspicious passersby.

    By Charlie Frizzle,
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  10. I’m the total package: there’s something inside of me that seemed desirable when you were drunk. And if you let me in the house, I’ll get peanuts all over your floor.

    By slowestjogger,
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  11. Please cancel The Big Bang Theory

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 175 views

  12. How much comedy could a comedy bang bang bang bang if a comedy bang bang could bang bang comedy?

    By Floydthebarbarian,
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  13. Watch me do a dance that'll put poo-poo in your pants.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  14. It's 7AM somewhere.

    By Butt Barf,
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  15. 15 episodes in, I have yet to laugh at this Big Bang theory show

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Your dad asked me to go to the prom and I said yes I’m dating your dad now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Backstreet's back, capiche!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  18. “I’ll have a hamburger?!” You sound like a pervert.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. When Irish eyes are smiling, the Irish facelift has gone horribly wrong

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. I can't can-can but I will never stop trying to buffalo buffalo blow myself.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Wacky figures, Indian givers, I'm watching the 4K release of Sliver

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. If I knew then what I know now I'd have known enough back then to know that I know nothing now. And this rash still won't go away.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 169 views

  23. People who have never been on the internet are a shrinking minority. In addition to shrinking, they are becoming less numerous.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Paul F. Tompkins makes everyone laugh, but no one is laughing at the condition of his sickly twin Polyp Tompkins.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 162 views

  25. Asphalt?! You’re an ass! It’s YOUR fault!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 166 views
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