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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I worry that as we go into summer people will let their guard down and take less precautions and people are going to die from Piranhas.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. A penny for your thongs? Now that's a great deal!

    By buttholespelunker,
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  3. I got in, but I got turned off, so I fell behind, gave up, and dropped out.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Today we have a comedy team with a gay straight man.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Medusa, are you sure these strategically placed googly eyes will make me rock--HUZZAH!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. Philatelists, philanthropists, and philanderers of Philadelphia

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. I surfed to the isles of TERF where whites come first and giving birth is all you're worth, known for speeches by Collin Firth, now it's just the worst.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  8. J. K. Rowling already answered the "Transgender Question." Shit in your pants and use magic. No bathrooms needed!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  9. I want a strong, independent woman I can call "baby flower doll wet paper princess."

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  10. You know what they say. Don't pretend like you don't.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  11. It’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside, it’s not one of those you can easily hide, I don’t have much money but boy if I did, I still wouldn’t pay you, it’s not illegal to get a boner in church.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Catch phrase submission

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  13. Golden showers give me pee-pee powers.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Bring me your finest berbers and shags, you carpetbagging son of a bitch!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Breaking off hundos and taking names: that’s how we play the comedy game.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Suddenly, careful owls took turns sleeping under couches, kissing squirrels.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Beer today, bong tomorrow

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. something smells weird..

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. For sale adult diapers never worn

    By slowestjogger,
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  20. Bioluminescent fish were the original flesh light.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Tick tock it’s absolute casserole o’clock.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. I'm a girl poop.

    By Poopette,
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  23. Nipple tassels are my casual Friday.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. No, I'm sorry; Euripides’ Shorts is my father.

    By Poopette,
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  25. Help, my dachshund's been owl-napped!

    By Turtleshark,
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