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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Corect me if I'm rong

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  2. The world is a deaf machine that descends into the stench pit of human desire. Welcome to Satan's hellscape. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By fishface,
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  3. There's a real love boat? Why haven't I heard about this schooner?

    By blister hoggin,   
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  4. IOY one document stating that I'll be saying IOY instead of IOU from now on. It's the actual acronym.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  5. Let's get goin' on the cheeseburgers.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  6. If I see one more child run through my backyard, I'm gonna call my mother.

    By EllisBoyd,
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  7. I just found out my Leapster has Internet explorer... I love my life...

    By EllisBoyd,
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  8. The world is simply not ready for a Billy Joel/Billy Bob Thornton cross-over.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  9. The Monkees and Seal made love and created Gorillaz and Phish.

    By Kevin Bartelt,   
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  10. Harry Caray, Harakiri, Harry Connick Jr just don't know what it means to miss New OrLEANs anymore

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  11. Presupposing my approval of the Friends box-sets was not your first mistake - you went up my wrong hole just minutes earlier, remember?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Milk, milk, lemonade....around the corner from my house there's a great noodle bar I like to go to.

    By smileysmile,
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  13. If you are what you eat, then I'm hot shit

    By harrycallahan,
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  14. The janitorial staff jokingly stuffed their mops into their pants and bitterly complained about having mop dick.

    By Dhalgren,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Big Band Theory, I'm your host, Charlie 'Bird" Parker!

    By ian cleghorn,
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  16. We Love Spicy Mayo and So does Oprah

    By ConnerOzer,
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  17. For fuck's sake, I've got a bar mitzvah tomorrow.

    By Ribs,
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  18. A spank you, and a thank you.

    By punchsplosion,
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  19. Just as she whispers, "I'll never stop feeding you tacos," she stops feeding you tacos... thus goes the way of the world.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. There's an app for just about everything, but no app can save you from the pain I'll bring you.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. so this is what it sounds like when doves cry?

    By KevinCrook,
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  22. I am what I am and what I am is a chicken sandwich.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Don't cry over split milk, rejoice because the milk truly lived.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. ...and then all the art students drew straws.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  25. Reddit? I barely know her!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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