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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 46th catchphrase attempt

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. First they're up, then they're down. Elevators are a lot like things that go up and down.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  3. My keister caught an ass’s dong when the donkey donned an ascot.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Hey George R.R. Martin, I've had just about enough of your 'tude. (That's short for verisimilitude)

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. We could all learn a thing or two from Scrooge and have brass door knockers crafted in the likeness of dead business associates. 

    By Football Meatlong,
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  6. The Superboy of Earth Prime lives in a pocket universe. Ironically he doesn't even have any pockets, so he just stuffs everything into his speedo

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. Three topics never to bring up at a family dinner: politics, religion, and that bulge in Uncle Terry's sweat pants

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Its actually pronounced Vinnie "Vice City" Van Gogh.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  9. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. How many was that?

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. I think the ghost of Alex Trebek might be haunting your rafters, but that's just guesswork on my part

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. THAT HUNK is your designer?! More like an Interior dickorator!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. In the future, if Germans ever live on Mars, it will be wurst of both worlds.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. I swear to god I thought the name of this place was "fartburger"

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. All the bells and whistles are complimentary when you tamper with the anti theft devices

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Boobs and penis come between us, cut them off and then we'll boff.

    By Butt Barf,
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  16. This tick on my dick is doing the trick!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Yelling YOLO, I swallowed that Rolo, and now like Han Solo, I'm dead in a hole-oh.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. The dark web is the internet’s even eviler twin

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. ...Like your Bob Dylans, your David Bowies, your Jimi Hendrices.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Today we have Jason Mantzoukas and his sister, Jason Womantzoukas.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. It’s “Adam and Eve” not “I love you too, son”

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  22. They gave me two colonoscopy appointments but I rectum both.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Founding Father Patrick Henry was ultimately undone by his infamous sext: "GIVE ME MAMMARIES, OR GIVE ME BREASTS!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Though it was a grizzly public beheading. the executioner brought down the house with his perfectly timed, "Did I do thaaaat?"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. How about you catch this phrase

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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