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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I took the blue pill and the red pill.

    By thecricketnerd,
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  2. Goonies never say die. I say, never wear a condom.

    By grahamparkinson,
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  3. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's type two.

    By grahamparkinson,
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  4. My only regert is

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  5. Some say goodbye, but I say shalom!

    By Frymanslim,
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  6. Shit 'er? I barely manure!

    By Dhalgren,
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  7. Hey, Siri. Siri? Wake up, Siri. Siri? Don't die on me. Don't you dare die on me, Siri...

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  8. Crassus' ribald interjections masked the evenings stifling quality, and taking the air towards 8 that night I overheard the Proconsul say: "Fuck all t

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. We all know IBC Root Beer is delicious, but this new IB-VD Cream Soda tastes horrible.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 723 views

  10. Perhaps this year, in these uncertain, violent times, we need to gather to eat fish more than ever.

    By mikemac,
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  11. Aloha Admiral Ackbar, a lake of salami we lay at your feet. A salami lake? Yum. At my feet? Ooo, squishy

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. If you can't beat them, join them...

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  13. On a scale from 1 to 10...

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  14. I thought I was settling in to watch season 4 of One Flew Over The Cookie’s Nest….turns out I was only up shit’s creek.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. I ate too much candy, John. And no, it wasn't cool runnings.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  16. If this is what success tastes like, I want my money back.

    By AndrewMartinDodson,
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  17. Punch me in the butt.

    By zandy,
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  18. Behold, my the rubber ducky armada! And people said I was a quack!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. "i" comes before "e." In fact, "e" never gets to finish at all.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. Hey bros, vote for me for class VP. Voice voice PA-resident. Philly what what, all up in this algebra

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  21. Wham, bam, thank you for your interest, but we've decided to go a different direction with this, ma'am.

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  22. I searched for your front bum there all evening

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman, filling in for Scott Aukerman, who is out on assignment.

    By Gym Sockerman,
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    • 760 views

  24. Think positive! If you really don't like the episode you're tuning in for, your future self would be here right now to stop you from listening.

    By VinsanityV22,
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    • 564 views

  25. You clean more vagina with vinegar than you do with honey.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 686 views
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