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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Suicide is painless. Really? Many changes you say. & what's next? Murder tickles I suppose. Genocide's a hoot?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  2. echo in here much?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Is this where I post the catchphrases? I'm NOT Scott Aukerman.

    By JacobComeau,   
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  4. Will I finally crack cold fusion once and for all, or will it just come out as ice cream again?

    By rob_m,
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  5. Hey Joe, talking about points on the back end look at this piece of- "Hey, I'm Joaquin here, not Joe." Yeah whatever

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. Between you and me, I'd rather be homely than homeless.

    By EldadGo,
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  7. I'm not racist, but this catchphrase is.

    By guygoald,
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  8. Ever heard of the Hulkster? Well, I was the Dumpster. I took dumps in the middle of the ring. The Dumpster. I was the Dumpster.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. No man is an island...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. In other news, the scientists analyzing the DNA of Paul "Chemicals" Rust, the local comedian charged with identity theft, have concluded that

    By RafaelRabello,
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  11. To show my support for the feminist movement I am changing my name to Scott Aukerwoman.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  12. If you are what you eat then why am I turning into Stephen Colbert?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  13. On a midsummer's eve I like to enjoy a nice meatloaf in my car. It truly is paradise by the dashboard light.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  14. knickers on the dashboard, smartphone on the floor; jugglers gathering in the car park: that's right mother, it's WAR/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. We like chemicals so much, you might as well call us Walter White!

    By Jake Dingus,
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  16. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Scott Bakula did.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  17. Once, twice, three times slim shady

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  18. grit tis pert remembering, hat fit sis much more disheartening to have to squeal naan to be brolen from, hmmm?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  20. My face, your butt. Let's tangle.

    By guygoald,
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  21. Hey baby, why don't you ditch your friend so we can have ourselves a twosome.

    By Dhalgren,
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  22. Marc Maron is standing behind me with his cats...

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  23. Thou all should knowith how to maketh things soundith like Shakespeare...ith.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. Two heads may be better than one, but my ex preferred taking three at a time.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. Christmas comes once a year, but I come everyday. Ladies.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 635 views
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