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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You hear about Bill's last dookie? They're calling it colonial William's turd. Hmm, patriotic

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  2. You can bring the energy to the show, but you can't surge-protect it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Either Harris Wittels is passed out on your couch again, or, that's right, you're listening to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By guygoald,   
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  4. I'm a fan of boobs. What I'm saying is I blow on boobs.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  5. Screech a man to phish and he'll excrete for a day

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. So you see Humpty Dumpty was a dirty commie sicko all along, and I'm glad obamacare killed him. Now good night children.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. If you wanna spend the night at my house you are going to have to kill that giant goose

    By fredsolo,
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  8. If half of your jokes in the office don't come from Comedy Bang Bang, <i>you're doing it wrong.</i> Are italics allowed in this forum?

    By guygoald,
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  9. You look like a broken umbrella stuffed into a used condom.

    By Dhalgren,
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  10. If you've ever liked chemicals so much you might as well be Walter White, you might be a redneck.

    By ZaneMcDaniel,   
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  11. I'm like Harrison Ford, dressed to impress, lost in the south looking for a Star Wars convention... Solo Bolo.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  12. What's up hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque?

    By ZaneMcDaniel,   
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  13. Marco Polo is either a great kids game or a very angry father telling his son to go horse around.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  14. First rule about Comedy Fight Club Sandwiches: Rye bread, no pickle, hold the lime you friggin sicko

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. Ghosts

    By StanSitwell,
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  16. You could call me Mary, but that was my friend Kipp's mother's name. So don't.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. I'm not an atheist, but I refuse to believe in people named Christian.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Like we say in the sugar business...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. Who is this Grandmother Smith and why ARE her apples so sour?

    By FrozenTeens,
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  20. When Life Hands You Salsa Merdé...

    By wheresthebacon,
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  21. Friends, Romans, countryman, lend me your Earwolf forum log-in information, I have a new catchprase suggestion!

    By end7ess,
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  22. Adam and Eve wore fig leaves but where did they put the figs? WHERE DID THEY PUT THE FIGS?!?

    By Dhalgren,
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  23. I ain't got time to bleed!

    By Adam Young,   
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  24. Hey man, you're not old! 40 is the new black!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  25. Grass, shmrass. I'm all about ferns these days.

    By thornghost,
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