New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Soylent Green is Pringles!

   By No_Name_Johnson, August 31, 2014
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2. Matt Damon's girlfriend ain't too happy about his lack of commitment. Apparently, she's given him a Bourne Ultimatum.

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3. Welcome to Improv4Humans with Matt Besser that's meeeee...no robots allowed

   By No_Name_Johnson, August 30, 2014
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4. C'mere and look down there in my pants, and know where Dennis Millers been hiding

   By KrangkaDelic, August 30, 2014
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5. A slave is someone who knows they must obey their master, a human is someone who hasn't realized they're a slave.

   By KrangkaDelic, August 30, 2014
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6. Alakazam! All your hopes and dreams physically manifest into a ‘tater skin at a Toby Keith bar & grill.

   By Kevinpalooza, August 30, 2014
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7. A belly button is the only button you can't lose.

   By Bever Hopox, August 27, 2014
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8. Welcome to the bone zone. Population: you.

   By Thedge, August 30, 2014
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9. "Sickle sell", you say; "Who's buying?", I say. What do they have in Canada? ""Ice, eh?""

   By KrangkaDelic, August 29, 2014
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10. Holy robot teardrops Kemo Sabe, the Batmobile lost its wheel & Joker got Nilla wafers for movie nite

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 29, 2014   

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11. No Dr. Weinstein, I think it was an actual dog that attacked me this time and not just a physical manifestation of my white, liberal guilt.

    By Tiny Wild Animals, August 29, 2014
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12. It's no (fore)skin off of my dick...

    By RockTheMullet, August 29, 2014
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13. I don't care what your brother is doing...

    By BrianGeller, August 29, 2014
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14. Bang Bang into the room, Bang Bang all over you.

    By buffalobills, August 29, 2014
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15. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm Scott Aukerman and I haven't stopped crying since 1985.

    By EmilyGaffney, August 29, 2014
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16. Could It Be I'm Farting In Gloves (with ya bay-bayyy)?

    By Kevinpalooza, August 28, 2014
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17. Vampires suck at necking.

    By Dhalgren, August 28, 2014
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18. I don't mean to be crass. Wull hey now, crass it up. Crass crass crass & a glass of sassafras

    By greazey_bob, August 28, 2014
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19. Thanks for all that, Family Guy

    By KrangkaDelic, August 28, 2014
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20. Rampant across the Third World, malnutrition is a tragic epidemic. The body needs different chemicals and I'd know, I'm Walter White.

    By RafaelRabello, August 28, 2014
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21. Ain't no gettin' past the ghetoblast, Prendergast

    By KrangkaDelic, August 28, 2014
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22. Don't blame the Scissor Sisters, you're the one who put too much mustard on it.

    By BoatsRock, August 28, 2014
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23. What do you call a fat house? Mortgagely Obese (insert laugh)

    By BoatsRock, August 28, 2014
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24. Hey Science write TV on the Radio back would ya

    By BoatsRock, August 28, 2014
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25. Call the police!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, August 27, 2014
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