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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let me ask you this. If you can kill a baby before birth, can you kill a child before noon? I mean--you seem well-equipped. Winky face, crotch rub.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  2. I'd rather fight a Triceratops than be forced to try Cera tops.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  3. "Quit while you're a head," said the man to his penis, "We don't want to have another episode of 'Wreck-Tile Destruction!'" ...Alas, RIP, my tiles.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  4. Somewhere over the rainbow

    By FrankGrochenzino,
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  5. I always forget the difference between slander and libel. One slanders gravy over their libel and onions, right?

    By Dhalgren,
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  6. Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  7. My chicken is stickin' to the Nixon that you're lickin'

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  8. Your mumbling excuses fell on deaf ears, while my rumbling protrusion fell on cleft rears.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I know the secret to life. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

    By HipsterNonsense,
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  10. Robert Redford turned to me, burped, and said "Check it out, I'm Bob Belcher."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  11. As I contorted my body into a cannonball I noticed the cue sticks and realized I was at the wrong pool.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  12. I know the secret to life. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

    By HipsterNonsense,
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  13. It's my first pig slaughtering and I can jazzercise in the barn if I want to!

    By temperedpancake,
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  14. When a big pizza pie hits the moon in your eye is it considered delivery or delisio?

    By temperedpancake,
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  15. Seriously, what else is there to say? This is a farce of farts.

    By Dhalgren,
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  16. Hugh Grants' huge rant underlined his ignorance of dusks' golden rule - ya cruise, ya loose.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Are we not but crayons leaving our colors on the canvas of existence

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  18. I dare say I do. I double dare say you don't. Ok, I'll take the physical challenge. We wheeze, the seek wit, weapon!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  19. They Say tragedy is easy, and comedy is hard, but they never said anything about dramedy being right down the middle.

    By willymcgee,
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  20. megataur rampchamp regales idle workers of carnivorous delights, beyond the reach of whack daddy .

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Great job Mark, you really wet the bed on this one. Those petunias are gonna grow in nicely.

    By ZackCleveland,
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  22. Foxy robot boxing, all this week on the Own Network!

    By ZackCleveland,
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  23. Don't tread on me!... Ow! I said don't!

    By ZackCleveland,
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  24. Mmm. Ungh. UNGH!

    By BenjaminMorin,
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  25. It's not that I don't love you, it's just that you ate my dog.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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