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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Radio silence? ! You don’t have a radio! You must mean streaming silence, or just silence silence.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Well, sit on a cake and make me giggle

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. ...A brotherhood of man/ Imagine all the peep-holes/ sharing all the world, you

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Thank you for calling The Rick Astley Ice Cream Cafe, home of the World Famous "Never-Gonna-Give-You-Up-Never-Gonna-Let-You-Down-Never-Gonna-Run-Around-And-DESSERT-You!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Mistakes were made. Passive voices were used.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. In this house we take our shoes off

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Call it whatever you want. Looks like beans to me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Just thinkin bout that soup..

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. "Goodnight you Princes of Maine, you Kings of Deeeeeeeeezzzzzz Nuts"

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  10. The married couple were raising two children from a previous relationship with one another

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. When you visit the Jersey Pauly Shore, no matter how tempting it sounds: do NOT "wheeze the juice." 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. In the secret chamber of my heart, there I keep your oldest fart.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. I'll do anything Scott Aukerman tells me to do, just don't tell me to lick my poo.

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
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  14. Where there's smoke, there's fire— all your friends are throwing a barbecue and you're not invited.

    By shes_a_brick_shithouse,
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  15. I will never spit on you but you can spit on me right now

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. Kelsey Grammer had a one night stand with my best friend and I’m writing a book about it

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 163 views

  17. She was a South Dakota six but a North Dakota no from me dawg.

    By Boob Seger,
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  18. The pen is mightier than the sword but it’s still no match for Hulk’s penis

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 172 views

  19. Lactate, lactite, I’m le-ac-tired from all this milk

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  20. Scott Aukerman?!? More like Hot ten-inch-er-man, as I was saying, I’m somebody else.

    By NottSaucerman,
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  21. Remember Beanie Weenie? That was good eatin’.

    By Fettuccini CarboNotATumor,
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  22. tisn't heavy, tis my brother

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  23. FBI’s most wanted? You bitches thirsty.

    By slowestjogger,
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  24. Yesterday is a JPG. Tomorrow’s a PNG. Today is a GIF…so please send nudes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 172 views

  25. I'm a loud introducer, a negligent plugger, a bright host. I'm the Bang Bang Man.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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