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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The champaign of dick jokes. The Ferrari of fart humor. The show is thus.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  2. I don’t want.........your fries

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 145 views

  3. A dog's gotta bark, and an aard's gotta vark!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Exsqueeze me, are you trying to squeeze your way into my podcast about Squeeze?

    By Brushingy Tweth,
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  5. Waiter…I ordered the cat food and this is filet mignon.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Spoiler alert: Hester Prynne buys an enormous dildo and lives happily ever after.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 156 views

  7. Spoiler alert: the calls of the wild are coming from inside the house!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 159 views

  8. For sale: baby shoes, worn by an asshole.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. Flat Stanley wasn't flat until he was crushed by a kaiju dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 181 views

  10. It fires out and feels like fire, yet it's not called fire-rhea.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 181 views

  11. Enhance my pants and zoom in on that bad-boy

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  12. Taste the pain-ho

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Nobody cared who I was until I took off the mask

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Kiss my guts

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 167 views

  15. Be he alive or be he dead, I’ll grind on his boner and give him head.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. My grandfather's tits give me amorous fits!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 150 views

  17. I may be handsome, but that doesn’t mean I know what I’m doing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 167 views

  18. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish my parents would not fight.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  19. Technically, it was aortic valve regurgitation that led to failure, but sure, God, I guess you could say I died from "heart farts."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. I hate to tell tales out of school, but since we are standing outside Beverly Hills High, here’s a little story ‘bout a man named Jed:

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s good shrooms, man

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. On today’s show, it’s undead funny man and line cook Hashbrown the Ghost Clown!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 221 views

  23. spaghetti now. Ice cream later.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 216 views

  24. hope my second hand smoke doesn't mess with these pidgin eggs

    By jeremy wayne,
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  25. I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, why the hell am I brewing beer? I'm a hipster and I need a hobby

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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    • 152 views
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