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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I want you to yell "HUT HUT" with your thumb up my butt.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. At Acme Looniversity I earned my Toon Degree, and now I’m a hedge fund manager worth millions who fucks big-titty anvils.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 179 views

  3. I didn’t know what limestone was, looked it up, and now I do..

    By Kevllis,
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    • 190 views

  4. My back flaps got caught on my snap back and it bruised my knap sack.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  5. When I sat on that unicorn’s head I certainly got the point

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  6. I'm the catchphrase rapper and I'm here to say, rhyming catchphrases are here for good.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. Cash me ousside, how bow da? I’m also available for you to cash me insside or electronically at @lilyyily

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 262 views

  8. You are beautiful - no matter what they say.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. “Hey, nematode. Go fuck yourself.” “Hey, non-asexual reproducer, I just did and I’m having twins.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 174 views

  10. Life’s a beach, and you just stepped on a used hypodermic needle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  11. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

    By TheloniousThicc,
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    • 278 views

  12. You don't have to be mad to work here you just have to be disappointed.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 164 views

  13. He’s not the mad hatter, he’s just the disappointed hatter

    By Kevllis,
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    • 184 views

  14. Mad About You? No, no, my favorite show is actually Disappointed About You!

    By Chippy Long,
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    • 140 views

  15. Kevin Sorbo's Hercules isn't mad, he's just "DISAAAAAPPOOOOIIIIINTEEEEEED!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 153 views

  16. I didn’t MAKE anything. I just dispensed it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 175 views

  17. It's where famous people can go to not be funny, and funny people can go to not be famous!

    By CBB Presents: Butt-gina,
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  18. Joe Cocker? Joe barely knew her...other than the sex, of course.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. When Vladimir looses his voice, do people ever call him Rasp-Putin?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Today, on Marvel's "What If...": Spiderman's spidey-sense gets too much tingle when the Shocker slips him the shocker! Spark will fly, and taints will burn!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. I came, I saw, I hammer, I screwdriver, I shovel, I out-of-work Tarzan, please hire for construction work.

    By ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotBetter,
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  22. I thought I had booked “Nick Fury” for my son’s birthday party... but fortunately, Nick Furry turned out to be QUITE the entertainer!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 161 views

  23. Climbed to the top of the Madderhorn only to reach the bottom of the Disappointerhorn.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 160 views

  24. Fry Guy, which dangling tassel is your dick? I’m trying to settle a bet.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 158 views

  25. When in a room full of sassy pants, be the swassiest.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 177 views
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