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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Broke both ankles in a rocket skate accident; broke both wrists in a pocket-bate accident.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. Marvel based Madripoor on this podcast, and I've always been the real Power Broker.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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    • 225 views

  3. Everytime I do something nice for someone they call me Whale cum. How ungrateful

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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    • 198 views

  4. Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City? Just kidding I've been outside your window all day

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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  5. You’re thinking of the legendary beast from American literature, but I said, ‘Toby Dick,’ which is not as legendary and also from my pants.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. Zoinks! Herbert Hoover sucked on my boober!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. My body is a Temple. Thats why i only honor it with the finest most elegant 40 ounces and frozen microwaved buritos.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  8. A wise man once said: Don't brag about how much poop got on your hand the last time you wiped your butt. 

    By pukebreath,
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    • 269 views

  9. I'm not Madagascar, I'm just Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

    By TheloniousThicc,
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    • 290 views

  10. Hi this is McDonald’s here with a commercial. Have you tried our food? It’s pretty good. Look us up online if you want to try it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 195 views

  11. By the tickling of our bums, Something liquid this way cums

    By The Immoral Bard,
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  12. What's down, cool cat?

    By TheloniousThicc,
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    • 303 views

  13. Front to front and side to side, fill me up with formaldehyde!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 166 views

  14. Watch out for her tomahawk dunks, cause Lizzie Borden's got sick-ass new Jordans!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 161 views

  15. A fortune cookie fortune in all your heroin condoms will make cavity searches fun for the whole family.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 185 views

  16. Vaccine. You don’t have to put on the red light.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 156 views

  17. My bangs are your bangs

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 205 views

  18. A pizza a day keeps the Michael at bay

    By Hearmore Butts,
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    • 60 views

  19. Never numb em’ on the first date, never date em’ twice

    By Majordowner,
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    • 53 views

  20. I feel like donkey butt, and not in a good way.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 159 views

  21. 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1!!!!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 174 views

  22. I wanna square root 4,761 with you, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 172 views

  23. I don’t wanna start the show, you can’t make me!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 150 views

  24. I melted all my favorite bananas. Wanna drink it?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 147 views

  25. My clock is all messed up. Talk about sloppy seconds...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 157 views
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