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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I deuce / The sluice / Is twice as loose / If I’ve had juice.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 165 views

  2. Remember remember the..... day this podcast happens to fall on

    By Kevllis,
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    • 189 views

  3. Lick the tree, and try not to pee, it’s Comedy Bang Bang

    By Kevllis,
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    • 190 views

  4. I’m three sheets to the wind, and by that I mean I’m naked.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 170 views

  5. Clearly your thongs aren’t designed to hold three testicles but damn do I look sexy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 178 views

  6. Quite frankly, Jim, I do find it offensive that you're the only truffle hog owner who has never filled his own asshole to the brim with truffle oils.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. R U talking Nine Inches Re: my peen? You are too generous. This is good ... uh.... industrial goth music.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 220 views

  8. For a next level Medieval Times experience, toss on a couple of medicinal leeches!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 153 views

  9. R u talkin Z.Z. Re: my top? This is good... uh... crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 218 views

  10. Get ready for art that holds a mirror up to society, only to expose its hairy clam!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 199 views

  11. Look, Icarus, I know they were your only pair, but it's the Festival of Dionysus and there's a dildo shortage on Crete.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  12. R u talkin Men W/O Hats to my talking hat? Re. GRYFFINDOR!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  13. Your Mama's non-fungible. That's a compliment. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Negative estate agents talk about all the mod cons. But what about all the mod pros?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 146 views

  15. Hey Brad, your underarm's calling - it wants its PIT back!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 140 views

  16. R u raging against my raging machine? This is good ... uh... rap metal punk funk music

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 211 views

  17. I first used LinkedIn as the portmanteau of listening to Linkin Park during dinner.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 164 views

  18. The bifurcated turd whirled wistfully whilst I sat and spun above, blissfully.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 168 views

  19. I Farted It tickled My Butt Cheeks Jiggled It was hot as sin So I did it again, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By MrMamasita,
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    • 202 views

  20. Angry Pharaoh? Tutan kalm down!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 159 views

  21. Butt stuff. City limits.  

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 162 views

  22. Toss my salad, while I sing you a ballad.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 158 views

  23. If you can read this, you're too close to the end of the sentence.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 160 views

  24. Set your paraphasers to knock out.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 169 views

  25. Subtlety and catchphrases don't mix. Like oil and shitty water. Haha. Farts.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 167 views
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