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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hold me, harpoon me, & harvest me blubber... it'll be a whale of a time!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. There was a farmer who had a dog, and Cujo was his name-O! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! And Cujo was to blame-O!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. So I said to her, “Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I got a bad case of lovin' you!” To which she said, “Sir, you have stage 2 prostate cancer.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. If one of the instruments in you’re rendition of 1812 Overture isn’t a cannon, then you’re doing it wrong. And you might be a redneck.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Pants down. Tits up. That’s the way I’d like to be buried, kids.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. The besth way to cook your beeths is to put them in a beeth oven.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Weird thighs. Full sharts. Can't lose.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  8. In a way, all cows are Leatherface. But is the world ready for the Texas Chainsaw Moo-ssacre?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. This ginkgo biloba gave me buboes all ova.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Janitor by day. Janitor by night. It's the same job but I do it for two different places.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. A ghost shrieking at my door in the middle of the night is bad enough, but now you’re telling me someone’s going to die, too?!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Crying is the new smiling. Pass it on.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Darth Vader is my daddy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Oh yea? Well could an A.I. do this?!?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I don’t have the money! I spent it all on a robot!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Casual race car driver vs. secret rollerblader - TO THE DEATH

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. "All and all it's just another dick in the wall" sang the lady at the gloryhole

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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  18. I tried taking Knight classes, but jousting is harder than it looks

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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  19. Dear, Hollywood - what about a movie where Darth Vader and Spider-Man fight Godzilla and a bunch of ninjas with Dom from Fast and Furious? And The Rock is there too.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. First base is kissing. Second base is butt stuff. Third base is also butt stuff. And a home run is more butt stuff.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. For the last time: Frankenstein’s Monster is the actual name of the monster, and Dr. Frankenstein is the name of the monster’s dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. I’ve been having some major dick winters too if you know what I mean.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Hey, 10,000 B.C. called... they want their "ugggg ugg ug uggg" back!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. I ordered the pure excretions of Canis familiaris, but this dog piss tastes like horse piss.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. I’ve suffered from clogged nipples since birth but I didn’t let that stop me from getting my real estate license.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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