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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The cow goes “Moooo” and so do you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  2. I am the omelette I am the hippo moo moo balloo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 196 views

  3. Aukerman didn't kill himself.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 214 views

  4. “Soon we’ll be able to do this podcast via text!” -Wittels, 2011

    By tylersmith86,
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    • 299 views

  5. This isn’t a porn parody of Star Wars, this is Star Wars as George Lucas originally intended.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. My mom’s new boyfriend is called Wolverine and you’d think that would be really cool - but it very isn’t.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 160 views

  7. Luke. I’m your new stepdad.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 167 views

  8. I've come here to chew bubblegum and give handjobs. Now that I've given everyone a handjob, its time to enjoy some Big League Chew.

    By Christopher Christopherly,
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    • 162 views

  9. They’re coming out with a porn version of the Bible with new sexed up books like (sex) Acts, (hand) Job and Numbers (specifically the number 69).

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. I did some roll play to spice up my sex life, a buttered Kaiser roll worked best.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. I put the ass tease is in Ecclesiastes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 178 views

  12. Welcome back to Comedy Zoom! Zoom!, the show where we talk to quarantined people.

    By tylersmith86,
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    • 307 views

  13. I have seen the portal to hell, and it's in Buttzville, New Jersey.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 165 views

  14. Whether it's oral, nasal, or anal, my insurance doesn't cover it.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  15. Here's some more food for THOT. That bitch be hungry as hell!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 191 views

  16. Life is short, smile while you still got teeth. This is a warning, I'm the Toothfairy.

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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    • 244 views

  17. You think I'm a buddy cop action comedy film? You should see The Other Guys

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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    • 242 views

  18. There is no place like Home Depot

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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    • 320 views

  19. In space no one can hear you scream, so shut up, I'm trying to hypersleep over here!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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    • 315 views

  20. Penis Mightier Than Sword

    By SklottAukerschwamp,
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    • 299 views

  21. No one is happy to have binged Floribama Shore, Tammy! I'm just saying it happened!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 165 views

  22. This holiday season - justice has new name

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 152 views

  23. Mother’s Day is coming up. Don’t forget, you fucking pigs.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 156 views

  24. "Water, water, every where, nor any drop to drink," said Bear Grylls never.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 172 views

  25. In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet in!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 179 views
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