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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My Bonnie lies over the ocean. My Bonnie is a bit of a piss freak.

    By Boob Seger,
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  2. Just because I own a bottle of moisturizer that doesn’t make me a pervert

    By Boob Seger,
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  3. 🎼Talking on the internet is so much fun! / I'll post a tweet about a movie! / Oops, now I'm a nazi!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  4. ...she was raising two young boys and, also, one super old boy.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. At long last! Now every thing is finally all coming together. Except for a few things, which will hopefully come together later. But they are only like 49% of the total number of things, at most.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Friedrich Nietzsche was right, blondes do have more fun

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. I was sentenced on all counts, more than I can count, and by all accounts that was a lot of sentences.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. A booty so fat deserves a tip of my hat. Should a toot arise from between those thighs, I'm obliged to respond with a wang swang.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  9. As of today, the letter "V" is cancelled. The reasons for this should be obious to eerybody.

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. Polka music is now cancelled. Plan accordionly.

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. Two social media giants are rumored to be merging soon; the name of the newly formed company has been narrowed down to 2 choices: "twinder" or "titter"

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Even though onlookers could see bone protruding from Matthew McConaughey's legs, the actor-turned-gubernatorial-candidate insisted he was, "Alright, alright, alright."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Pickle me this, naughty cucumber: dill you marjoram me?

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  14. Catch phrase submission

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  15. My best friend is a balloon I drew on

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. There’s only one way off this island. Kiss me. And turn me back into an airplane.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Have you met my partner, Howdy?

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  18. Michael J Fox is in no way related to Michigan J Frog. Please stop writing us with this inquiry.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Please stop saying, “It puts the produce in the basket” around the customers....

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. For me Arnold Palmer’s are about two things; iced tea and lemonade.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Ice-T is doing a remix of Beyoncé’s Lemonade called Arnold Palmer but unfortunately his wife is featured on the album so it will be an Arnold Palmer with Coco in it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. I will not fat shame Grimace but I will cut his throat for he is a threat to the multiverse

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. My favorite person to come back from getting canceled is Jesus

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 216 views

  24. You're the Adam's apple of my eye, baby.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  25. Manager to Register 3 please! Manager to Register 3!

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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