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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This is a ‘gray area’ for the law. Like Trump’s pubes.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Weirdly enough, I don't remember a goddamn thing about "A Walk to Remember."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. People say ignorance is bliss but I’ve actually found it to be very stressful.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Anybody wanna rub butts later?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Pie pie pie, my darling

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Press your bare butt against mine. I want to reenact the moon landing.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  7. Your mom’s new boyfriend sang “Aruba, Jamaica - ooo I wanna date ya” on their first date.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Stacy’s Mom is chaperoning Prom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. I'm a girl poop.

    By Poopette,
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  10. Darth Vader's porn star name: Anaforskin Skywalker

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  11. Every morning there's a heynong hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post man.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  12. Hi. My name is Scott Ackerman. And for the next hour; let’s laugh. Together.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. May we all dream of a future where one day chaps are fully-assed.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. I don't want a chap that's assless, half-assed, or even mostly-assed. Give me a fully-assed chap.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. It takes about 14 days for a chap to wax assless to fully-assed.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. Yo, I eat so much ass, I be gettin' fresh conjunctivitis ev'ry day, son!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Count Chocula drained my back slot-ula!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Lovely Rita meter maid?! More like lovely Rita meet her maker! Because, you know, she’s dead.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. That Freddie Mercury movie is infectious, but I’m taking Antibiopics

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. More like build a little turdhouse in your butt.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Chapter the 32nd: In which our intrepid protagonist visits Constantinople and is baffled when he finds himself in Istanbul.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Someone in this town is trying to burn the foreheads down?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. In soviet Russia, Gilbert Grape eats you

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Colfax is flooding the forum with catchphrases

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. In this lane there should only be equestrians on foot, and pedestrians on horses

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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