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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I hear distant sound of hot jazz floating across the night and through the window..,

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. In the great history of time only pepper jack has pleased me.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

    By agentstinky,
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  4. If you laurel my hardy i'll garland your judy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Rise up my fellow countrymen and blow your ellen cleghornes, for the enemy is nearing the gates!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  6. In retrospect we should have named our cat Bono, because he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

    By MatthewRunion,
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  7. Rutabaga, ham hock, artichoke, beef jerky, smoked garlic, summer sausage AND garbanzos BUT turnips can go back to their own country!

    By Dhalgren,
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  8. I see trees of grey, grey roses too -- that's right... I'm colorblind, j-wad! Thanks for mentioning my inability to see colors!

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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  9. Scarf or no scarf, I'm going to kick that llama.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  10. Have you ever had that dream where your penis falls off?

    By crazyjakeallen,
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  11. As a matter of fact, YES - my pants WERE already wet when I sat down.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. You need more sleep you need the pepperoni meat!

    By guicemann,
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  13. Sure fish don’t fry in the kitchen...but you know goddamned well that beans have been burning on grills for centuries. Your deception has been noted.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  14. Welcome to Episode 5 of U Talkin U2 2 Me? I'm Scott Aukerman and with me as always is Adam Scott!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  15. Face down, ass up. Thats the way...

    By ForUrkelByUrkel,
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  16. Cody, Replay that cold open. I just fudged my huggies and My pants, they need a changin'

    By DWillStoneberg,
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  17. Yancy got fancy with Joe Boy and Nancy, as Tom Clancy got dancey in the country of Francey

    By kupfertj,
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  18. It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is a creepy pervert with a foot fetish.

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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  19. Cage the Elephant, Young the Giant, Foster the People; I don't the know anymore.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  20. Honestly, it's great to be here. But to be honest, I don't want to be here.

    By Local Cabal,
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  21. More precious than a Wes Anderson film starring hipster piglets...welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. My flow retarded, got my swagger on stupid and vocabulary on curtains.

    By EndreBrÃ¥then,   
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  23. If You're Gonna Boomerang On Me At Least Take the Clarinet On The Way Out

    By temperedpancake,
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  24. Attention Laid-Off Employees of the C+C Music Factory Please Leave Your Neon Shorts at the Front Desk

    By temperedpancake,
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    • 864 views

  25. my friend has the most hilarious dog, he mostly does insult humor

    By capfly,
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