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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Anyone else eating a delicious waffle cone overflowing with Desitin?

    By Space jamming,
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  2. That burger delivery went from just in to belly.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Love pizza but tired of the mess? Try tuna salad.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Tell me I matter, or I'll empty my bladder!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. "Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter pounder with cheese" said the announcer at the burger eating competition

    By buttholespelunker,
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  6. Dress for success but don’t cover those breasts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I taught I taw a Puddy tat. The lesson didn’t go over very well. No one knew what the hell tawing was and they were too young to have watched Seinfeld.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Bartender, this Long Island Iced Tea tastes a little racist and it really seems to hate the Red Sox.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. Whatever our turds are made of, his and mine are the same.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. I love the crack of the bat though as far as butt-cracks go it’s one of the smaller ones.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Real Steel is when you know you’re licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what... because you're a robot.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Everything’s “farm to table” when you live at a Kroger’s

    By Kevllis,
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  13. I’m so lonely I could call my parents.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have. 

    By buttholespelunker,
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  15. Hens, laundry, lettuce, dogs, Wendy’s........ boot

    By Kevllis,
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  16. We are such Mega Stuf as Oreo cream centers are made on....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Everybody's like, "Bromances this, bromances that!" And I'm like, "YO! WHAT THE HELL DO I CALL IT WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO MY BROTHER?!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. I like my pasta extremadamente al dente - straight out of the box

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. All dogs rollerblade now and look sick doing it

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. With friends like these, who needs frenemies?!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  21. Dr. Chet said I need prescription socks

    By Kevllis,
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  22. Remember every time you write “cum Dumpster” the D should be capitalized because Dumpster is a proper noun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. I didn’t act surprised when you kidnapped me and probed me on your spaceship, so you don’t act surprised when I show you how to really work that probe.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. Then sigh not so, but let them go,/And be you blithe and bonny,/Converting all your sounds of woe/Into hey nonny, nongman.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  25. Copy and past Copy and past Copy and past Copy and past Cop.... pee and PA St..? a cop is peeing on Pennsylvania street?!!! -now let me just hit delete on this catchphrase

    By Kevllis,
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