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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No matter where I hid my pickles, Elmo always says it tickles.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  2. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Peeing like a toddler with my pants on the ground.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 163 views

  3. Volkswagen Bugs and Apple Computers from the year 2000 are the exact same thing

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 134 views

  4. Release The Whole Eleven Yards

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Coming up next, we’re playing ‘The Return of Bruno’ from top to bottom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 160 views

  6. If you want to fight, pass me on the right. If you want to fiddle, touch me in the middle.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 247 views

  7. Never spunk a chunk on a nasty skunk.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 250 views

  8. Let me see if I've got this right... feed a cold, starve a fever, and fuck cancer?

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. We have to accept the possibility that Joe Biden is so deep into his dementia that he thinks he IS Donald Trump

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. I may be a strict vegetarian, but I'd eat the hell out of dat ass.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Poke it full of holes and hook it with rings - that is how my man flute sings.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 262 views

  12. I’m a card carrying card carrier.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 195 views

  13. Salt a snail and it will melt, pepper a snail it gets super sexy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. M Night Shyamalan is making a Chubby Checker biopic. Wait'll you see the twist at the end!

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 177 views

  15. I like coffee, I like toast, I like all of you the most.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 157 views

  16. Imagine an ice cream truck but with halter tops instead.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 156 views

  17. Canine anal insertions in a rich thick fog. Talk to a vet to see what's up dog.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 254 views

  18. We out here doing a little red riding in the hood

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 142 views

  19. My facial features and accessories are never coming out of my ass again, for I am Potato.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Under every leaf there is a queef. Inside every squirrel there is a pearl.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 264 views

  21. What, Goldilocks couldn’t wait five minutes for that first bowl of porridge to cool?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Jebadiah quietly crept through the early morning dew, making sure not to disturb the family of whitetail deer peacefully grazing nearby as he made his way to the wooden shack where he would completely diarrhea shit his brains out.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. If an elderly person is bitten by a zombie does it become a fully functional zombie? If so, we have got to get rid of these baby boomers before the apocalypse!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  24. You can blow your nose but you can’t blow your friends.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 152 views

  25. I tried to schlick my schlong but it was full of schlerm.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 153 views
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