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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Unclasp your neckbrace and throw away the pregnancy tests, Jackie Chan just saved the Titanic!!!

    By Jake Dingus,
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    • 871 views

  2. Sure, to the beat of the rhythm of the night; but what of the day and its own rhythms?

    By CPiz,
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    • 679 views

  3. I AM DRUNK WITH POWER!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 671 views

  4. The smell of my farts is like a fine wine, and even a fine wine is going to make you throw up from time to time, Grandma.

    By CPiz,
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    • 677 views

  5. Bachelor party? I thought you said "spatula party." What the hell am I gonna do with all these spatulas?

    By legrowfosho,
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    • 1036 views

  6. Applesauce?!

    By AC_ofSpades,
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    • 632 views

  7. I made a sandwich and then the sandwich that I made turned out to be not the sandwich I intended. Should I consult a therapist?

    By AM Gems,
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    • 607 views

  8. Everyone has skeletons in the closet but

    By guicemann,
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    • 731 views

  9. Ding Dong You Done Gone And Got Got Buddy Boy!

    By thestray,
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    • 1102 views

  10. If straws keep breaking your camel's back, you need a better camel guy.

    By AC_ofSpades,
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    • 581 views

  11. TURD Reich, more like

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 746 views

  12. If at first you succeed, never try again

    By Smozi,
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    • 781 views

  13. fourth wall

    By AndyKleinhesselink,
    • 1 reply
    • 1051 views

  14. Hey, don't piss on me and tell me it's raining! I don't like weather reports during my weird fetish sex!

    By zakkro,
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    • 831 views

  15. Let's hit the dusty trail, partner. I want to punch some dirt.

    By mwn,
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    • 711 views

  16. If you are hearing this, call the police!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 594 views

  17. The worst part of waking up, is Ray Bolger's cremains in your cup.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 653 views

  18. Hey, if Fonzie was so powerful, why didn't his random, episode-ruining burps from upstairs destroy Casa Cunningham? Yeah, that's what I thought!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 658 views

  19. My left thumb is exceptionally warm today.

    By ieatpants,
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    • 782 views

  20. You may know me from the movies as Superman, but in my everyday life I go by a different name: Buzzkill McRoberts.

    By spaceball87,
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    • 768 views

  21. Didn't you get the memo? Humans fucking fart

    By MyNakedBoobs,
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    • 771 views

  22. Scottish Saucerman

    By AC_ofSpades,   
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    • 521 views

  23. This isn't your grandma's podcast...

    By Jake Dingus,
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    • 723 views

  24. Ive said it before and I'll say it again...is a phrase I've never said before and never will again.

    By Larmon,
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    • 571 views

  25. Hit the road, Hot Dog. This is Tragedy Bang! Bang!

    By TheSmallMan,   
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    • 716 views
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