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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When you think about it, Garfield is the Donald Trump of cats

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. When you think about it, cats are the Donald Trumps of the animal kingdom

    By Turtleshark,
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  3. The iceman cometh, but not before he's had his coffee

    By ImAChuckster,
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  4. Colonel Sanders must be rolling in his gravy

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. Sea turtles are like the turtles of the sea

    By ImAChuckster,
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  6. Don't judge me by the color of my skin flute

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. The SKA revival is coming and when it does you’ll pay for what you’ve done.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. I know the number pi up until the very last decimal point, which happens to be twelve

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me unless they are the words “I am going to break your bones with sticks and stones.”

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. I don't know about you, but I don't want to

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. Free the donuts

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Little known fact: in Israel “Netanyahu” is actually a warning. It means “someone nutted in your Yoohoo.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. I ate the magic beans, went to lay an egg & ended up jackin' the beanstalk

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Maybe the monsters hide under your bed because you're so loud and terrifying

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Thanks for sharin’, Osbourne.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Mary had a little lamb until she met the mutton man

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. I like to think of my esophagus as a tunnel to my butt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. It’s France’s answer to The Berenstain Bears; Les Shitstains Unbearables.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Not sure what “beheading” is but it’s probably when you wear your game face, and bring your A-game, but your A-game face is on your B-head.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. What a totally normal and reasonable thing to do, Ghengis Khan. Not!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. Sinbad is bad. But he has a brother, Singood. He’s also bad.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Unlike you, these eyeglasses sit comfortably on my face

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. Genghis Khan? More like Dingus Khan. What a dingus!

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Unbeknownst to Donny Most, his pants are haunted by a ghost

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. Houston, we have a farmer

    By Turtleshark,
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