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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As a great person once said, “Undies down: time to clown. Undies up: so’s the jig.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Anyone else think it’s ironic that the state named after a virgin is “for lovers”?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay on my parents’ couch anymore, Randall.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. You’re tellin’ me Dink-Dink has been Tick-Tock…THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Sorry Silvester, it's best to be safe. I'd love to go jogging but my nipples are chafed.

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  6. Wilma Flintstone, née Fingerdoo.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. You’ll eat my testes if you know what’s besties.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. The only good thing about living in a haunted house is that I can claim it is ghosts who are making all these farts

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Is it ironic that the only member of the Justice League without daddy issues is Wonder Woman?

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. When you think about it, Superman is really 3 characters: Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter; Kal-El, last son of Krypton; and Beatrice Winkler, eldest sister of Henry

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. My grandpa doesn't repeat himself, but he rhymes

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Haikus are stupid/They’re very arbitrary/Dooby dooby dooby doo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Now that I’m vaccinated does anyone want to come to a mouth spitting party at my house?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Did you know that every culture in the world has a word for the taint except the Canadians.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. I scream, you scream - we all scream

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. You can’t bring that pizza in here

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. More like Martin Van Boring...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Its like my Dad used to say, "Who the hell are you? I'm not your Dad! Please leave my house!"

    By shartsmagoo22,
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  19. That sweet summer day / holding hands in the park / we were so much in love / you and me and Mark

    By slowestjogger,
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  20. Let me rip that bong, like I'm suckin' dong, brother.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Mr Potato Head sits in his mansion smoking weed all day. Fully loaded baked potato.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  22. Barrels of fruit, tooty toot-toot. Barrels of beer, get your pap smear.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Wakey wakey, hands off snakey. Sleepy sleepy, hands on peepee.

    By shittydave,
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  24. I let God decide if my Turkey is moist. I call that “faith baste.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Squeeze me til I pop, then you'll hear the semen drop!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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