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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I installed a window on the Schrodinger's cat box, YOU'RE WELCOME

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 136 views

  2. Dating me is like eating at Burger King. You could find something better, but do you really deserve it?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 150 views

  3. You know I hate to goo it to em' but they should have seen it coming

    By Captain Jean-Lick Dickhard,
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    • 131 views

  4. A paper bag may cure your hyperventilation now, but a plastic one will cure it forever

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. All is SQUARE in love and war. I’d bore you with the science behind this but these catchphrases have a character limit.

    By IDontCare4This,
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  6. New catchphrase. Who dis?

    By IDontCare4This,
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  7. Red Bull giveth wings, and Red Bull taketh them away

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. It’s time to get serious, it’s time to get Schweddy.

    By IDontCare4This,
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  9. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a deadly fugu fish, and he eats for the rest of his life.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  10. Struck by Nostalgia, Harold suddenly found Ice Cream truck music playing inside his head as he stood back and swelled with pride at the perfect soft serve twirl he had left on this massive pile of diarrhea.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 200 views

  11. Local boy makes good nachos but refuses to share them with neighbors.  Now he's in prison.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. That dude keeps it tight. He's 101 but he's got the body of an 80 year old. So hot.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. You wouldn't download a car, you don't have the guts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Jesus is immaculately conceived and everyone worships him; I get emasculately conceived and everyone just says I have a tiny dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. Smoother and cooler than a well digger’s baby’s ass since 2009.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Don’t fuck a duck unless you want bad luck. It makes the lord scowl when you touch water fowl.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 167 views

  17. Remember when nostalgia was popular? Those were the days.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Everyone knows that the sexiest dessert is a peach cobbler smothered in baba ghanoush.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 162 views

  19. Meghan and Harry, putting the sus in Sussex since 2020. (This message brought to you by Buckingham Palace)

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  20. Someday, on my death bed, I'll regret buying myself a death bed.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. On the one hand, I know stealing is wrong. But on the other hand, there's a shitload of awesome rings I stole.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  22. In the olden days, the only premium stitcher was your grandma, and she was way more expensive!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  23. Made a necklace out of macaroni to mack on a brony.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 184 views

  24. Are you without sin? Don't live in a glass house? We need your help to break some nerd's bones!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Comedy Bang! Bang! is the official podcast of Oedipus Rex: one bang for his dad and an entirely different bang for his mom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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