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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Waiter, there’s a pubic hair in my chowder and that’s far too few for my taste.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 212 views

  2. Sir, that's not a rattle, it's a rattler. And it's not recomended for babies

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 161 views

  3. Houston, we have a fart joke

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 168 views

  4. My own beatings off will continue until morale improves.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. My wife is your mom and vice versa

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Judge Reinhold's wikipedia page deserves an academy award for "best picture"

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. After tonight's podcast, the final podcast ever of Comedy Bang Bang, I'll finally have time to remove all these skin tags.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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    • 249 views

  8. “Oh look at me, I broke my arm”. Whatever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Are you intimating intermittent intimacy?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 153 views

  10. Dance like no one is wearing Swatches anymore.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 175 views

  11. Burrito make a me horny

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 152 views

  12. What’s on TV? Who cares? This is podcast country.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 152 views

  13. Best to keep a little Armie Hammer in your fridge, lest he keeps a little of you in his.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 201 views

  14. The horny bird catches the clap, wrap your worms fellas

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. You’ll never feel normal again

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. You’re too late, Mr. Bond. We had to give your table away.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. 15 minutes could save your immortal soul from eternal damnation, but I guess car insurance matters too

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  18. Past tense, present tense, future tense, everything is always tense.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 150 views

  19. Hey buddy, don't blow smoke up my ass. Smoke goes in the FACE. VODKA goes up the ass.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 203 views

  20. The wooorld is a camp fire

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Spoons only. Forks are for dorks.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  22. I removed all of my ribs and I still can’t suck my own dick or pass the sit-and-reach test.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. I set him up & recorded it all. This feels illegal.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. This episode brought to you by hot dogs that are too soft: It’s not like they’re normally hard and they taste fine but somehow these hot dogs are too soft in a way that is disgusting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 175 views

  25. I always wear a condom but I would still describe my sex as unprotected.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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