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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hi, I'm Molly. This is my friend Mary Jane, and that's my cousin Opioids McPCP. She's an alcoholic.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Let’s get drunk and play speed chess.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 164 views

  3. Let he who is without sin do the first line.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. How many roads must a man walk down / Before he gets picked up for hitch hiking?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  5. Yawn like no one is watching

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. If you’re happy and you know it, don’t rub it in.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  7. Shirts Versus Skins: Taters Edition.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. It’s all about treason this season

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Go to outer space? I think astro - not. No thank you.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Take me to goth island

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. My name is Scott and I have adult onset goth syndrome.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful ex-girlfriend!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 201 views

  13. Pop quiz, hotshot! Is Pepsi okay?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  14. My wiener is seven inches in dog years

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. You can't spell macchiato without "a", as in, I would like "a" macchiato

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Welcome to lock the gates, the podcast about chain link fences.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  17. If you’re happy and you know it, rub one out.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 360 views

  18. I'm ready for Hot Joe Summer. That's right, I'm only drinking black coffee these next three months.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 181 views

  19. I’m not the one who wants to get nasty, Mr. Thicke.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 252 views

  20. Welcome to Comedy Ding! Dong!, the show where we talk to interesting doorbells.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 253 views

  21. I received a fraction of what I was owed. So what if that fraction was nine eighths?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Please. I prefer werewolf, not wolfman. Let’s leave my gender out of this.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. It is a tale/ told by an idiot, full of fastness and fury/ signifying that cars are sweet

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. They foisted it on me and they’ll probably do it again. Foist, not last.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. A lot of guys would ask you to say that one more time. Not me. I’m asking you to have said it one fewer times.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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