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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why yes, you may slap and tickle my hammy pickle, good sir.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  2. "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair" barked the dog, while my Roomba dragged its turd across the carpet. Nothing beside remains. Grounded in and decaying.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 178 views

  3. Actually, I'm an expert at putting worms and grubs on a fishing hook, But I understand how you could make that mistake.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. When you said you stuck your poker in a glory hole during that glass-blowing seminar, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. An ‘i’ for an eye makes the whole world look really surprised.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. This fart convention is a lot of hot air.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 164 views

  7. The penis mightier than the sword.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  8. Fear washed over me like some gigantic wave, and that scared me.

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. Which books would be on my desert island reading list? Hmmm. Well, I guess number one would be "How to Survive on a Desert IsIand"

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. Rectum? I'd love to, I know him very well.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Don’t go chasing volley balls. Please stick to the Daria like aesthetic you’re used to.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. I asked her to play Fuck Marry Kill where I'm the only option, and she agreed. I'm getting married, you guys!

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  13. I went to a topless bar yesterday, they really gotta put a roof on that place

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Squeeze me, babe. I'm 10% real juice and 100% that bitch.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  15. I never graduated fifth grade, and look at me! I'm up to my bathing suit area in baginas

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Cruisin' Snoozin' counting teeth that I'm losin'. You meth your life I'm having fun.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. So I guess the other 98% of milk is farts

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. I just bought my copy of With a Vodka-Soaked Tampon Up Your Asshole: The Scott Aukerman Story by Paul F. Tompkins. It’s a real gem! Highly recommended.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. It's noon & I'm Zoomin' my pubes like Toobin, I'm only human

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Living in the 80s is rad and this video cassette recorder is totally tubular. Skateboards!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. Found the remote.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. Following your dreams SOUNDS great until you have to cook dinner with a crab who's also your mom, plus your dick falls off

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  23. Bury the hatchet or bury the lead, just as long as you bury me in that sweet honeyed mead

    By ZaeRaeNae,
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  24. Pizza party at my house later. Bring pizza.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Cows on weed or cows on a plane, either way the steaks have never been higher

    By ZaeRaeNae,
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