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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let me rip that bong, like I'm suckin' dong, brother.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Mr Potato Head sits in his mansion smoking weed all day. Fully loaded baked potato.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 278 views

  3. Barrels of fruit, tooty toot-toot. Barrels of beer, get your pap smear.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 179 views

  4. Wakey wakey, hands off snakey. Sleepy sleepy, hands on peepee.

    By shittydave,
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    • 210 views

  5. I let God decide if my Turkey is moist. I call that “faith baste.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Squeeze me til I pop, then you'll hear the semen drop!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. My kitchen filled with raw sewage and, I know what you’re thinking, but cooked sewage is not that much better.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 252 views

  8. I don’t believe in beating a dead horse. I’ll just give it a time out, and talk to it about how it made me feel.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 212 views

  9. What wind from yonder butthole breaks? Tis the stink, and Juliet is the pink.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  10. Tony Soprano's spirit haunts this place... as a vengeful "gaba-ghoul."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 176 views

  11. Who do you think you are, Big Brother?! Because you’re always surveilling me, and you’re a Catholic monk, and you’re well over 300 pounds!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 162 views

  12. I was like “don’t get all bent out of shape”, but then I realized I was talking to a balloon animal! Awkward!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 159 views

  13. Yeah, I strangled them with my bare hands. But I swear I had JUST sanitized with Purell.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 151 views

  14. The saying is DON'T shit where you eat? But I've dipped my pen in the company stink!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 156 views

  15. One man’s sideboob is another man’s full frontal.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  16. My dick didn't get bigger, it got flattened; thanks for nothing George Engorgement Grill!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 147 views

  17. Groom me with your tongue: top o' the nipples to bottom o' the bung.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 145 views

  18. Checkout this lanky rube hanging out in the bathroom. Get out from behind the sink, you dink!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 144 views

  19. I live my life by the acronym KISS: keep it simpy, sucka.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 142 views

  20. Life is like a box of farts.

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 205 views

  21. Apples to apples, I’m more of a peach guy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 170 views

  22. When you think about IT, clowns are scary.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 150 views

  23. When you think about it, podcasts are just the internet version of farts

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 162 views

  24. But among friends she's known as FUDGE judy if you know what I mean

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 164 views

  25. Unfortunately, I’ve been the victim of a prank.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 149 views
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