New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Gloves are pretty handy for yard work, Evan, but a triangle has three sides.

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2. As I squinted into the clear blue poleward sky, I reflected on the choices I'd made, the people I'd wronged.

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3. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show that answers the question...

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4. Neither rain, not snow, nor sleet, nor hail...

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5. I was attacked by a bookcase in IKEA...

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6. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum, and I already lost my foot to type two diabetes.

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7. My grandfather's skin is so wrinkled, but his shirts are crisp and smooth. The ironing.

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8. Thank you so much. I really, really appreciate it...

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9. Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% won't care and the other 80% would rather not know you have them Syphillis.

   By TheRealBillW.HasNoFriends, June 19, 2013
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10. For that Canadian sensation.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines, June 19, 2013
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11. welcome to comedy bang bang, for ages 8 and up your asshole!

    By bobbytg, June 19, 2013
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12. Introducing the latest in earwax removal technology

    By JoeyLamb, June 19, 2013
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13. (In Woody Allen voice)

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14. There's a Monster under my bed. And a couple Red Bulls.

    By ZachDunn, June 18, 2013
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15. Before we start the show today, I'd like to apologize profusely to all of our listeners for what I am about to do...mother, you made me do this.

    By StarlaRugburn, June 18, 2013
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16. Ok, so I am going to kill a fart bird

    By Strober, June 18, 2013
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17. You and your family must double poop!

    By BartFord, June 18, 2013
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18. There's nothing funny about the Holocaust.

    By djsexyrandal, June 18, 2013
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19. Hello what the fuckers! What the fuckericians! What the fuckstronauts! What the fuck buddies! This is What The Fuck. I'm Marc Maron.

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20. If I told you I love you, would that make up for me harlem shaking at your sisters wedding?

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21. Holy guacamole! theres guacamole in my holey.

    By Urethra-Franklin, June 18, 2013   

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22. Keep calm and make puns.

    By TheRealBillW.HasNoFriends, June 17, 2013
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23. No shirt, no shoes, no service?

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 17, 2013
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24. New Catchphrase-supreme.

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25. I stopped to smell the Roses...

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