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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My dental floss business went under and frankly I zaptoaplogise

    By Facelist,
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  2. Left overseas without a plane or train. Automobiles are my only option?!

    By Facelist,
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  3. This is a call back to all calling back. We no longer have a comedy store.Please stop calling back.

    By Facelist,
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  4. Who gorilla glued my Jane Goodall biography shut!?

    By Facelist,
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  5. Martin short gets taller by Steve dr.martin

    By Facelist,
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  6. Who shot first Kirk or Piccard, the answer may surprise you. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm Scott Aukerman (Host - Solo)

    By Jordan Joestar,
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  7. Fire me apprentice grasshopper

    By Facelist,
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  8. There's too much content on this continent Pangea! We'll fight about it later

    By Facelist,
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  9. If only the Addams family were more like The Munsters they would still have a Ben Stiller Show

    By Facelist,
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  10. Fill me up, Scotty (with that big ol’ hog).

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. Clap on clap off or just use protection and avoid ethier

    By Facelist,
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  12. Holy Teenage dirt bag ninja turtles who pissed in your wheatus this morning?

    By Facelist,
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  13. Eye yam star tang eh cum penny.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. What are we gonna do tonight? The same thing we do every night, pinky... the Shocker's dirty work

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. My favorite part of Funky Cold Medina is when Tone Loc gets fucked by a dog

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the streets, Freezin' Cold Cheetos in the sheets

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Oh, you played stupid games and won stupid prizes? What's it like to be a WINNER, you complainy chode?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Be a trustful Russell, not a suspicious Aloysius.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Jesus, grab the wheel and hold my beer

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. My Bible has a first name / it’s King James

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. I haven’t seen the Sasquatch. Not Yeti.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. For a woman who starts every cheating accusation with "probably", Carrie Underwood sure did undoubtedly destroy her boyfriend's truck

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Just got back from getting crunchetized by the Cap'n. I think I need an adult? Preferably a non-seafaring one.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Got kicked off the nude beach because my squawking boobies were too loud.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Hi, yeah, I saw that you moved my lunch in the staff refrigerator, from the middle shelf to the top shelf, and I just wanted you to know that is why I murdered your whole family.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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