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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you’ve seen two street dogs have sex, you’ve basically seen my relationship with every burrito I’ve eaten.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. Before you jump to any conclusions, yes, there is a moose antler in my ass but it was consensual.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. Once artificial intelligence figured out how to jerk off, the robot apocalypse pretty much stopped being a thing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Don't Forget To Poke My Belly Button

    By WorstPenis,
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  5. It’s a sad movie? Well the joke’s on them because I was already sad. Nice try, filmmakers!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Someone tried to dox me but the joke’s on them because I’m a drifter.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Somehow I managed to shit my pants but not my underwear.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. I didn’t understand why my dog kept humping my leg until I realized my leg looks like a hot dog.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. I don’t mean to brag but sometimes my periods are so big I need a blood transfusion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. As a CIO, SAP is my favorite ERP for HRM, great ROI for your PnL.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Ooooooooooo Mommy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Merry Christmas everyone. Ho ho hello

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Bok Choi costs a buck, Roy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. This is a demented inter-dimensional demonstration

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. You're telling me a galactic Lovecraftian horror fried this rice

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. When is The Pied Piper 2 coming out? The Piper stealing all the children cannot be the end of that story!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  17. I contain multitudes (of farts).

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Going through difficult divorce, please venmo anything you can spare, I’d be eternally grateful! @OriginalBGates

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. I got beef. I got major beef with Joe Jonas. I hope you get stung by a bee.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Whenever I go to Cancun, I keister a dime bag of glitter because border security need some fun too.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. Kaleidoscopic eyes and phsycadellic fur coats donny Osmond and the technicolor peacock

    By Facelist,
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  22. part of my face is a prequel to the other half. Butt thats not explained until you see my anus.

    By Facelist,
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  23. Can't you see I'm busy making a" so you think you can dance" diorama . Starting to think I can't diorama or dance...

    By Facelist,
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  24. Grabbing at straws has gotten me in a lot of trouble at carls jr.

    By Facelist,
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  25. Well Jeff gold blum in a Venus fly trap I've never seen such a penis

    By Facelist,
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