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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The best part of waking up is not doing it.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 146 views

  2. The only thing we have to fear is, the human amygdala. Cut that out and we'll be unstoppable!

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 131 views

  3. In my older and more invulnerable years I lived forever and ever the end.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 145 views

  4. Well then, next time you should be more specific when you say billiards is all about putting balls in holes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 158 views

  5. If you can’t take the heat, don’t be a dog breeder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 148 views

  6. Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I thwap it down with the edge of my peen

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 125 views

  7. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary sends me to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  8. Peter Pan went from a flying eternal child to a joyless peanut butter tycoon, where's THAT movie

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Never “assume”, OK, because when you assume, you slather my ASS with UME, the Japanese plum confection.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. I radioed the snipers and gave the order to “take the perp down.” Somewhere in there, they must have misinterpreted it to mean I condoned hurting him!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. My guest today was arrested and charged with possession of, and intent to distribute, greater than one ounce of hot cock.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 187 views

  12. Let's just say I played the vuvuzela en mis escuela, muchacho.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 150 views

  13. A wet wiener’s a hole away from a whistle

    By McJizzerson,   
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    • 240 views

  14. If you can wrap your head around it, I can wrap my Willie around it

    By McJizzerson,
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  15. If you push hard enough, I know it can it. I want you dad balls deep in my shit

    By McJizzerson,
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    • 200 views

  16. TIL the first butt plug was a continence aid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 173 views

  17. A Feast! A Feast! was cancelled due to yeast

    By slowestjogger,
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  18. It takes two to tango, but three or more porn actors to get me off.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 174 views

  19. My dog quit today.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. It takes one to know one, but know it takes no one but one to know to no-no one, no?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 165 views

  21. My name is Scott Aukerman and this is officially the new catchphrase. No takebacksies!

    By ScumHogBajillionaire,
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  22. Keep your interest rates low, and your enemies lower

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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    • 120 views

  23. The Church of Cheese and Fries of Michael Bay Taints

    By Hairy_Jerry_Very_Contrary,
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    • 169 views

  24. A little bit softer now! And a little bit softer now! Safe to stand up in 3, 2, 1...

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  25. All is fair in love and warming my balls

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 151 views
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