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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I need a galactic prophylactic because I'm about to bang.

    By Facelist,
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  2. Furthermore ? Redundant right?

    By Facelist,
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  3. "Poop my butt? I couldn't piss to penis my own name!"- Kevin Spacey

    By Facelist,
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  4. A terd in the tush is worth two on your bush but please don’t poop on my vagina

    By Spac Cockpoorman,
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  5. Figs. and dates people! Not just analytics but good for confectionery too

    By Facelist,
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  6. No shirt, no shoes,no service? Thank God because I forgot to wear pants.

    By Facelist,
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  7. On the 16th anniversary you give wax, and on the 25th silver, but it all starts on the wedding night when you gift a white river. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  8. Farty Mc Fart-Fart. My parents choose to hypnonate their sur names.

    By Facelist,
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  9. Stiflers mom has got it going on

    By Facelist,
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  10. I think im having an existential crisis, someone help me!

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  11. I stink, therefore I definitely shit my pants.

    By Slappywhite,
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  12.  "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Then Gloria Swanson spread her ass cheeks as wide as she could.

    By Slappywhite,
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  13. Anyone who says, "There's no crying in baseball!" has never taken a grounder in the testicles. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  14. Take your stinking vines off me, you damned dirty grape!" {Tense moment in the California Raisin documentary}

    By Slappywhite,
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  15. Nobody puts Baby in a corner!", he yelled at The Blair Witch.

    By Slappywhite,
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  16. Cool Hand Luke gave the best handies!

    By Slappywhite,
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  17. I don't know much about ASMR but that Lou Gehrig sure is unlucky

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  18. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy today sadly lost his long battle with cancer.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  19. For a change of pace this episode will be limited to just 3 9/11 references

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  20. With a wistful glance towards the last light in the western sky, Jimmy calmly unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and began urinating directly into Mrs. Baselby's front porch mailbox.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  21. My Roomba turns 13 tomorrow. now I need to throw it a bot mitzfah

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  22. If you can't handle me at my worst, you must not be immune to lava. I'm made of lava at my worst.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. I’m writing a sitcom with a sassy, Italian matriarch named ‘Mia’. Gonna call it, “Mamma Mia” and you can’t stop me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. The sponsors of this episode are all Nazi sympathizers, so shop accordingly

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. I guess both of Luke Skywalker's hands feel like someone else when he's crankin it

    By StopEatingBees,
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