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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For a next level Medieval Times experience, toss on a couple of medicinal leeches!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Quite frankly, Jim, I do find it offensive that you're the only truffle hog owner who has never filled his own asshole to the brim with truffle oils.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. Clearly your thongs aren’t designed to hold three testicles but damn do I look sexy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. I’m three sheets to the wind, and by that I mean I’m naked.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Lick the tree, and try not to pee, it’s Comedy Bang Bang

    By Kevllis,
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  6. Remember remember the..... day this podcast happens to fall on

    By Kevllis,
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  7. When I deuce / The sluice / Is twice as loose / If I’ve had juice.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. The difference between fusion and infusion depends on what results after merging Ice cube and Ice T together

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  9. Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop with the results of your MRI.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  10. When it’s go big or go home...I just go home.

    By shittydave,
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  11. I'm droppin' more seed than Johnny Apple!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Blessed be the boy who farts. For he will truly inherit the back of the bus.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Relax your mind and open your heart. It’s time to start the show.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. This just in - my mommy brought new pants to school for me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Well - pickle my mustard!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. But if you're into Fran Drescher lookalikes, check out onlyfrans.com

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. Open up, lil babies, & suckle my swollen teats!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 174 views

  18. Bad news, Mr. Fonzarelli... you've got aiiiids

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. Check out my OnlyStans, where for just $6.99 you can watch me watch Kubrick's films.

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  20. History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes with orange

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. My family can't enjoy The Game of Life, since that day my father casually swallowed my wife.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Bizarro world no am cube

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. The family can't seem to enjoy Twister, since that time I impregnated my sister.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Is cat piss vegan?

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. She plugged my butt but she opened my soul.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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