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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yes, I’d like to report a kid napping

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Dear, Mr. President: Does ice cream come out as pee or poop? Asking for a friend.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. High heels for my low friends, low heels for my high friends

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. I named my hedge trimmers Corey because they really munch bush. My name is also Corey.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. It must've sucked being Adam & Eve. No one to cheat on each other with.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Put it in, Coach, I'm ready to gay. For pay.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Didn’t pull out in time, so my dolphin wife said “I hope you didn’t do that on porpoise.” Then I said “it’s more like I did it IN porpoise.” And that’s the story of how we had our dolphin-human hybrid baby.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. In cum, in neck koala tea.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Eat my carcass on a snowy mountaintop, so I can feel "Alive"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. You can lead a seahorse to water, unless you're a total fucking moron.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I'm not one to make Idol chatter, but... that William Hung has got it goin' on!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Make lemons out of lemonade… THEN you’ll have my attention!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. With great doubt, comes great diggity

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your gas can exit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. I took your advice and shook what my mama gave me. RIP, baby bro, gone too soon

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. The sexiest thing a man can hear is "I'm never going to an art museum with you again."

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Oh, maybe he's no Romeo, but he's my lovin' Mercutio, oh, oh-oh-oh!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Frodo and Bilbo wore that ring as if Sméagol dick hadn’t been all up in that thing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. Imagine if it really was raining men.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I’m horny for New Zealand.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. I’m Scottie Auck the biggest cock block, You better behave or You’ll see my Mutombo finger wave

    By Nihaobeaches,
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  22. ISIS? More like cry-SIS, those guys are babies.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. It may seem fickle but it ain't please moan while tickling my taint

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  24. A good solution to gang violence would be to let Kool run more of them. How often have you heard about The Gang getting in trouble since Kool took over.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. I got addicted to censoring films so I had to join MPAA.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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